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By idiotfriend - 16/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML

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By Shouldaknown - 06/08/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML

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By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

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By Oops - 02/11/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

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I loved that little guy!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 02:00

Today, I thought my coworker had confided to me that a close friend had died too soon, but it turns out she'd just ruined an expensive pan. We talked for 10 minutes and she cried. FML

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The betrayal

By jealous of my friend - 14/06/2022 02:00

Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML

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You deserved it 115

Sensitive

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

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You deserved it 25 550

By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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You deserved it 29 126

Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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Cunning

By Single Again - 07/03/2020 06:11

Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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By schellbytheseashore - 21/02/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

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You deserved it 13 394

__leela 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:08

Why did you continue to watch the entire thing...?

wordly 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:06

Wow, sorry, but you're an idiot.

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spidermanjenkins 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:05

that sucks

dheunwj 3

Saturday 18 August 2012 4:40

Fail

padlarf 14

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:05

How horribly inconsiderate! FHL!

Blame_The_Dog 0

Monday 28 June 2010 20:16

WIN loooooool! That something a stand up comedian would say not a FML.

Omg_its_Chloe 6

Tuesday 8 May 2012 11:38

Why didn't you just turn the movie off? Seriously, you really are a bad friend, OP. I know you were only trying to cheer her up and all but please...

wordly 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:06

Wow, sorry, but you're an idiot.

ash_134 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:06

YDI! Why not pick something you had actually seen that you knew might be somewhat uplifting??

xHaniffax 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:07

Somehow I don't think watching a film would cheer her up anyway she probably just wants to dwell or talk about it.

nickspohn 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:07

you are either a dumbass, or a complete ignorant friend

KAMELOT_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:08

uhm. you're an idiot. definitly. FHL

__leela 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:08

Why did you continue to watch the entire thing...?

justinismyman 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:15

exactly!

electrocandy 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:08

that's terrible, shit.

NoMercy_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:09

YDI for thinking watching a movie cheers people up. ******* Retard

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I loved that little guy!

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