Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I went to the movies and accidentally walked into the wrong theater. I sat through an entire horror film, thinking it was supposed to be a rom-com. I kept waiting for the romantic twist. It never came. Satanic haunted dolls or whatever they were did, though. FML
Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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sweetdreams999 0
lol. which movie would that be? a zombie apocalypse or Bambi?
emmanizzer 6
watch twilight! i like to laugh at the horrible acting and cheesy heavy breathing forest scenes. always makes me feel better about my life :)
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Comments (212)
lewser 0
kit kat time
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for watching movies. YDI for being a depressio. YDI for spoiling the movie's ending for the rest of us. YDI for being a whiner.
aFMLaddict 0
Dont push it moran. Watching movies? Good choice to bring spirits up if you choose the right one. Being depressio? how is this his fault? Spoiling the movie's ending? We don't even know which movie he is talking about, so who gives a shit about the ending? Being a whiner? normal thing to do when being depressio.
HandOfClod 0
30, I suggest you read his name... >_>
selenagirl_fml 0
30, shut up. He's actually funny... if you don't like it, .
sweetdreams999 0
you're telling @30 to shut up because he has an opinion? immaturity and ignorance dear.
selenagirl_fml 0
so I guess your comment of immaturity and ignorance is just an OPINION.... (P.S, don't call me "dear")
sweetdreams999 0
lol way to be classy, that's the last I'm going to say about it.
airforce987 20
You forgot: Being a whiner? FML is a whole site that let's you whine about day to millions of people.
selenagirl_fml 0
w/e
RainbowxxVeinsx 17
You people don't understand the concept of trolling do you? Selena, I agree with you. I think trollz is pretty funny ^___^
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#30: It's spelled "moron". "Moran" is an Irish surname. Watching movies is a terrible thing to do, and anyone who does deserves to have his eyes gouged out with red-hot pokers. Being a depressio is his fault because human beings have the ability to control their emotions. Well, at least adults do. Spoil one movie's ending, and you've spoiled them all. I was going to watch a movie tonight, and now I don't want to because I think everyone might die. He ruined tonight for me.
RainbowxxVeinsx 17
Trollz you just made no sense when you said nobody should watch movies then you said you "were" going to watch one tonight. xD I miss the anteater picture T_T
rebbee 0
Or because you don't want to have to gouge your eyes out Trollz? Aha you contradicted yourself :-) Also, some human beings do not have the ability to control their emotions such as people with Austism, Bipolar and numerous other mental disoreders. Thats O.K though Trollz, we still love you :-)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Haha, after you said "you people don't understand the concept of trolling" you fell hook, line, and sinker for that one! BTW, what do you mean, "you people"?!
RainbowxxVeinsx 17
I was referring to the "special people", like #30 for example. Shutup trollz, it's 8 a.m. here and I haven't had any sleep lol.
TomasT 0
It is spelled 'moron', moron!
anorexicbarbie 8
38 You're retarded, she was telling him to shut up because he can't take a joke seriously.
Edokun 0
not all humans can control their emotion, i mean i cant but hey thats just me and i appologise for being bipolar, oh well i guess your one of tjpse ignorant people who doesnt understand how other people live amd that some people DO actually have some form of "mental illness"
Son_of_Helghan 0
Trollz: What do YOU mean "you people"!?
DcommaChloe 3
Jeez, people calm down. I agree with 40.
emmanizzer 6
watch twilight! i like to laugh at the horrible acting and cheesy heavy breathing forest scenes. always makes me feel better about my life :)
_streets_ 19
uhg twilight would just bring em more down :/
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"I said let's watch a bad movie, not an abortion!"
fyourlife1990 0
oompa loompa is spanish for "that's a HUGE little dude"
kemolegend907 0
shouldn't have seen a horror film OP =P
bmonehh 0
Knowing?
sweetdreams999 0
lol 2012
nxtfari 5
that's what I was thinking
BoCo_fml 9
I think movies that everyone dies is funny. It would have lifted my spirits...lol
karlita22 0
hahaha funny fyl
awilso13 8
this fml is kinda not an fml in my opinion, how bout we get some funny comments instead
ice_rose88 0
inglorious bastards! lol...but everyone dies and it's funny, so it must not have been. oh and a few guys live...still, if you're gonna watch death, that's the way to go.
sweetdreams999 0
I love your look 44. I could never pull off short hair :(
cockymofo 10
ydi. maybe you should die
bleh74185 12
Come on bro, uncalled for.
Jimboom 12
I love movies where everyone dies. They crack me up. I especially love ones where some lovable doofus is among the last ones alive and then pegs it right at the end.... I just wish Star wars had done this with JaaJaa.
purplemnm 9
JarJar...