Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML
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Today, my hammerhead of a dog decided to "help" me clean by grabbing the vacuum cord and dragging it across the house, knocking over everything in its path. The house is somehow messier than before I started. FML
Today, I finally tested out my new robot vacuum cleaner. My puppy decided she would test it out too by leaving a brown surprise for it to find, which it did. There are now brown marks in every room of the house. FML
Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML
Today, I came home to shredded tissues all over the floor. I yelled at my dog, who looked guilty but confused. Turns out, it wasn’t him, it was my robot vacuum cleaner again. It had sucked up a bunch of tissues and napkins from under the couch and then spread them all over the place like confetti. I owe my dog an apology. FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, after cleaning my house, I decided to treat myself with a glass of wine. I poured the wine, set it down, and came back just in time to see my cat push it off the table. I then yelled at her, which scared her so much she pissed on the carpet. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
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Hayis4horses 0
dont be such a knob. what did you expect. vacume cleaners emit a high pitch frequency that only some animals can hear, like dogs (think dog whistles). that high pitch freaks them out, its not the loud vacume thats scary. dont you know anything. your a cruel and stupid git.
leelee87_fml 0
Poor pup. But perfect opportunity to teach it to love the carpet cleaning machine.
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Hayis4horses 0
dont be such a knob. what did you expect. vacume cleaners emit a high pitch frequency that only some animals can hear, like dogs (think dog whistles). that high pitch freaks them out, its not the loud vacume thats scary. dont you know anything. your a cruel and stupid git.
SecretAgent_700 15
Not to be that guy, but from the way the FML was written I think that the vacuum cleaner was off when OP held it close to the dog. At least that's how I interpreted it.
ibored123 0
LOL
MangoTango333 0
ydi for not knowing how to train ur dog properly
danielw 0
dogs just hate vaccums...would you try and train a cat to like water? YDI
bbodin33 7
my cat does
bored690 0
YDI for letting your dog inside. EW.
YellowKettleBell 31
A lot of people keep their dogs inside, especially small dogs. Nothing unusual about that.
perksofmylifenot 0
Thats like trying to get your cat to swim......
050294 0
Actually, guys, some cats like to swim, idiots.
jmart110 0
hahah my dog be scared shitless too ! idk why but it's hilarious watching him run !
jtini001 4
my Jack russel chases and bites ours it's been knawed so badly! he isn't scared of it tho
thirdbase1733 0
you're a jerk. who cares if they're afraid of the vacuum? its natural for them retard
ImTheAlpha 30
It could be damaging to their mental state, though, if he's just taught to fear it.
YellowKettleBell 31
I think animals are naturally afraid of it. They don't need to be taught. But the OP is just reinforcing that fear.