Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, as a broke 19-year-old college student, I thought I could save money by cutting my own hair before a presentation. I did one side fine, got distracted and somehow made the other side two inches shorter. I spent the whole class angling my head like I had a neck injury. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
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Top comments
Keevarou 17
At least it was cheaper than plastic surgery. No, but seriously, this is why you usually let professionals cut your hair:) Usually a better job, but more expensive. But at least you get the medical attention needed, so you will be fine. Fyl though But the hospital bill is probably a little expensive. I know nothing of the American health system
Keevarou 17
Thank you for the honest reply 18:) Sometimes I hate not explaining enough and be misunderstood so. And it's a nice way to excercice my English skills. So I mostly win on those comments.
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Comments (139)
jwbfml 11
Hopefully your hair is still long enough to cover it up.
moiisme_fml 5
That's just nasty.
williamcarter93 13
I cut my own hair and my ear is still here
pickles2b2 4
Well you could have paid an arm and a leg for it...
Krissylynnfoo 1
Ouch! D':
pinkWabbits 0
Well think of it this way. Considering there's a good chance the rest of your haircut was a disaster, shave your head. When a girl asks what's wrong with your ear, tell her you were going to be assassinated and a bullet grazed the top of your ear, took the top of it off, and shot into your head. During the emergency surgery, it was necessary to shave your head so they could get the bullet out. :D (Probably one of the most believable stories you have Ever heard.) Always make the best out of every situation!
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
nobody appreciates the skill it takes to cut hair until they try doing it themselves. and no, a shaved head is not a haircut. YDI
sammyluvspugs 4
How does that happen??? Sorry...
ishouldhaveabett 1
Mrs. Blonde
notfarremoved 4
I think this was the first fml where I actually winced in pain