Weird and Awkward: Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely...

By iSamsung - 06/03/2016 14:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML

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By loner - 12/02/2011 00:08 - United States

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

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By dangerZone - 27/02/2013 16:43 - United States - Statesboro

Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By FriutlessApple - 11/10/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML

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By purpledp12 - 11/02/2010 09:12 - United States

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2020 17:00

Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

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By creeper-status - 05/05/2016 17:37 - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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By dexter - 15/01/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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ragnarok1540 39

Sunday 6 March 2016 18:50

OP, if he ever decides to go on a psychotic killing spree, he will spare you because you showed him a shred of kindness ... tell yourself that to get to sleep at night.

MitchRapp 20

Sunday 6 March 2016 18:48

It sucks when you try to be kind but it doesn't go as planned.

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RainCl0ud 22

Sunday 6 March 2016 20:50

You're not "Damn, Daniel" are you?

myfaygobabies 3

Sunday 6 March 2016 21:03

damn Danial haha

Fuzy2K 7

Sunday 6 March 2016 23:49

There was a guy on Youtube who did exactly that to get reactions out of people. He even went into a school and filmed the teacher repeatedly telling him to get out.

serrentinoj 11

Monday 7 March 2016 1:36

hey, at least you tried to do something nice!

fmylifegshit 10

Monday 7 March 2016 2:25

Damn that sucks. I usually sit alone during lunch Only because I don't f*ck with anyone, and everyone in my school is fake asf... Idk what his excuse is.. Good luck OP!

Maddog9848 14

Monday 7 March 2016 3:02

Sometimes people are alone for a reason

zaidthunder1 27

Monday 7 March 2016 4:06

I've met my fair share of weirdos but I've felt that talking can really help. Maybe the guy is mentally sick or something.

ladycoco8 20

Monday 7 March 2016 5:16

Surprisingly, these situations never usually work out correctly. I tried friending the lonely guy once at lunch, and he ended up asking me to homecoming the very next day. I said yes, because he was nice, but I also would have felt bad saying no. So we went, and I ended up leaving him mid-dance because he popped a boner and I was 15 and not into that lol.

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 7 March 2016 5:40

You ditched the guy because he got a boner? That's so sad. Poor guy was going through puberty and couldn't control it. At the same time you were only 15 and were probably scared and now regret your actions. But I still feel sorry for the guy. Left alone and ditched because of something he had no control over. :(

ladycoco8 20

Monday 7 March 2016 8:24

Well I don't blame him now. We're still in contact nowadays. But he was 18 at the time and I didn't want the situation to go anywhere that was, ya know, illegal. Plus I wasn't in tune with sexual things yet, so boners scared me, tbh. Lol. Sounds dumb. I know.

ladycoco8 20

Monday 7 March 2016 8:27

I'd also like to point out that I wasn't grinding on him. We were literally just dancing normally, and the only reason I noticed was because my friend said something.

thenetflox 4

Tuesday 8 March 2016 4:14

You did the right thing , he was 18 and shouldn't be hanging around 15 year Olds anyways. Guys that hang around the younger girls usually only do so because the girls their age know how creepy they are.