Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to...

By rbates - 25/07/2009 18:32 - United States

Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML

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You deserved it 60 419

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML

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You deserved it 7 695

By Will - 15/12/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 922

You deserved it 5 070

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By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 093

You deserved it 13 497

By Hoggiebear - 05/10/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 383

You deserved it 5 365

By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 083

You deserved it 15 423

By WayTooMuchFacebook - 04/02/2012 05:07 - United States

Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 131

You deserved it 33 525

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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You deserved it 37 748

By fucker43 - 02/06/2013 06:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 4 725

By WasteOfTime - 01/11/2009 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 355

You deserved it 3 440

By FlyingFist - 04/12/2012 00:38 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 133

You deserved it 3 452

aback 4

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:33

Genitals are your friends. I don't see the problem, here.

sydneyinspiratio 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:32

Yikes. Nice friends.

Comments

gotanks910 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:39

now you would have something to look at when you are lonely

kingston52 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:40

your deserved it why would you want people to draw on your walls in the first place and how didnt you see that one coming

madysin 5

Tuesday 24 May 2011 5:31

agreed

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:40

ewwww

Gunmanj 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:41

you have to admit "The friend wall" sounds like a great place to increase the size of your mangina You don't say to your friends, "Hey guys, lets go have a beer over at the Friend Wall"

jaybrown 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:41

I hate saying YDI, but YDI.

thelonelylurker 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:45

That's pretty queer, OP.

shewasalmost18 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:47

that's just weird. who makes a friend wall? i would totally draw penises all over that

LadyAlathia 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:47

Yeah, friend walls are a great idea, provided your friends are SUPERVISED when applying their personal graffiti. Seriously, though, your friends sound like immature douchebags. Who in the world would intentionally draw lude sketches on their friends' walls?

paperfox_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:29

People who aren't pretentious dickwads would.

Rixxieee 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:49

sounds about right #37 I mean seriously, who would make a friend wall in the first place? it sounds like somewhere all teh kids who get bullied go so they can find someone to talk to!