Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML
Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML
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toby02050 0
how would you not know people were working on your roof?
mrhahn530 0
You need any more roof work done? I'll work for free ;-).
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Comments (192)
mcbeth 0
pics or it didn't happen.
McBauhaus 0
Tanning is stupid. Thank god I love being ghostly pale because I'll never go outside naked.
sublime93 0
Ok there's too much of these similar fmls. They're not funny just stupid. Its not like they raped you so get over it & go to a tanning place.
Go_Home 0
Uhm, unless you live in a sky-scraper, you have no excuse to not noticing the men up there. You definitely deserve it for being unaware.
ilovefml20 0
you did that on purpose. there's no possible way you didn't know they were there.
Stunt_fml 5
I don't see a FML or YDI here... I see a woman who got what she wanted, a little sun, topless. There is no problem with that. Not anyone's fault she forgot, IF she even did... that would be an assumption we'd have to make.
ultraslick 0
So you couldn't hear 5 guys working on your roof, but you could hear one persons cellphone? Even if this is true, 5 guys seeing your boobs isn't the end of the world, have you never been to a beach before?
mcsnelly 5
how could you not know they were up there?! If you're going to be tanning topless outside, I'm pretty sure it'd be a good idea to make sure no one is around first. That would be the obvious thing to do. And people need to stop saying "Pics or it didn't happen" on all the FML's that have to do with someone being naked!! It's annoying and immature. And how many of these FML's do you honestly think were actually photographed????
earsybearsy 0
wait im so confused are you a guy or a girl? and what about the people that drive by your street? or were you in the backyard...if you're a guy it doesn't really matter but if you're a girl i could see why you're f.m.l.ing
sevbaby 0
well, when i lay out i put headphones in and listen to music...so i wouldn't have heard...hahaha. but if you were just laying there, couldn't you have heard them? unless you thought they were on a different part of the house or were just working and not paying attention to you or something? (but why would they do that when you are TOPLESS. hahahaha.)