Intimacy: Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease....

By Dezzy - 03/11/2014 19:06 - United States - Springfield

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML

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Same thing different taste

By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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Maybe he is gay!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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By boyfriendisatoss - 26/12/2009 07:22 - Australia

Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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Sexy catboys rule my life

By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By anonymaiacciu - 22/12/2012 01:16 - France

Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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aliassadyahya 4

Monday 3 November 2014 23:53

let's face it, nothing beats a cat falling into snow in slow motion

EverestMelting 23

Monday 3 November 2014 23:53

Wow, your boyfriend really doesn't appreciate what he has. Sorry OP.

Comments

Sophosaurusrex 9

Tuesday 4 November 2014 0:09

Dress up as a cat, problem solved

devildog562 33

Tuesday 4 November 2014 4:16

And then fall into the snow ?

bethyworks 16

Tuesday 4 November 2014 4:23

Very slowly.

DenverTyrrell 13

Tuesday 4 November 2014 0:09

XD boys will be boys! And apparently boys prefer cat vids over a strip tease :/ *the more you know*

giantsfan2010 23

Tuesday 4 November 2014 0:10

Kinda rude of him, if you went through the effort to make him happy, he should appreciate it, not completely ignore you.

feven 32

Tuesday 4 November 2014 0:11

What a great boyfriend

MeanBeagle 22

Tuesday 4 November 2014 0:14

he was just killing time until the big reveal

granCanyon 12

Tuesday 4 November 2014 0:29

You know, not every man is so much into sex. I'm 22 and I honestly don't care that much about it. You can call me a pussy or whatever you want but a long walk, a nice movie or a good book give me much more pleasure than any sexual activity. I'm sorry but it's the way I am. Of course a striptease wouldn't bother me but there's loads of other things i'd rather do than watch a girl strip in front of me.

AddictGamer 16

Tuesday 4 November 2014 4:29

I honestly do not know how you got down voted here.. You are stating your standards and your opinion, that deserves a little respect. I also agree, not every man is driven into sex as much as another, it doesn't mean they're weird