Today, I shared my opinions on ICE's recent murder of a mother on my TikTok, and shared it on my Bluesky account. I was still logged in to my work's Bluesky. A bunch of scummy bigot cavemen called my boss and complained, and the spineless fuckwit fired me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work and commented on someone’s YouTube video that they sounded “so white” when pronouncing “Tacos Al Pastor.” I didn’t realize I'd used my job’s Google account to post the comment. Someone flagged my comment, and our IT department told my boss, who then fired me. FML
Today, I was fired for "blatant, inexcusable racism". My boss had asked me which website background I preferred for our company, and I said that white backgrounds are usually best. He thinks that I believe in white supremacy, and that's bad for the company's image. FML
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I was let go without warning at work. Why? Because my boss saw some comments I'd posted. Nothing I'd said was offensive or controversial, but he said he didn't care, because he didn't agree with it and didn't want me to "smear" the company name. I represent the company? I just serve coffee. FML
Today, I received an e-mail telling me the job offer I got last week was rescinded. Apparently, the memes I share on my Instagram page are "tasteless" and don’t fit the company’s values. I forgot my profile is public. FML
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
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Hangryko 32
I agree with you, but you really can't opinions not related to your job on your work account, at least not without permission. There are a lot of legalities and red tape with business accounts. Sorry you got fired.
FluffythePink 24
If you don't have the sense to keep your private life and work life, real and digital, completely separate then you kinda shot yourself in the foot there. You should know better than posting your personal opinions ANYWHERE near your work life, or anywhere any bloody nutter might be able to track you back to your real life from. That's what burner/alt accounts with zero traceable info are for. Learn the lesson and move on.
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arn8897 3
Got what you deserve
DLBL 23
You know very well that if the roles were reversed, and ICE drove into a protester who then shot the ICE agent dead, you'd be all, "The driver deserved it! ICE tried to run her over! The video shows it clearly!"
Hangryko 32
I agree with you, but you really can't opinions not related to your job on your work account, at least not without permission. There are a lot of legalities and red tape with business accounts. Sorry you got fired.
Hangryko 32
*can't post opinions
stickyface 17
I'm going to go out on a limb and opine that if some MAGA supporter had shared his opinion while logged into his work X account, you'd be the first in line baying for his head. So it's hard to feel very sorry for you, Mr/Ms/Mx ALL CAPS person.
FluffythePink 24
If you don't have the sense to keep your private life and work life, real and digital, completely separate then you kinda shot yourself in the foot there. You should know better than posting your personal opinions ANYWHERE near your work life, or anywhere any bloody nutter might be able to track you back to your real life from. That's what burner/alt accounts with zero traceable info are for. Learn the lesson and move on.