Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML
Me too!! Which is stupid because I know I'm not doing something illegal, but the crime rate is so low where I live, the cops get so bored they seem to have competitions to see who can give a ticket for the most insignificant thing when they are not chasing some speeders. Maybe if my town had a doughnut shop....lol