Where there's a will…

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 05:01

Today, as a final effort to get me to lose weight, my recently deceased father left me $25,000 on his will, which is only to be released to me once I weigh 150 pounds. No exceptions. I'm about to lose my house. FML
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tounces7 27

I mean, if you're about to lose your house I feel like that was due to events that had nothing to do with your weight or your father.

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loopylaura88 17
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I honestly daresay you can contest the stipulation as unrealistic...

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Brightside86 29
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Seems like a pretty good deal. Assuming 150 is healthy for your height.

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RichardPencil 30
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Well, homelessness is a great way to lose weight! You'll be skinny in a jiffy and the $25k will make a great down payment for a new house.

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John Raymond Matheney 6
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you're optimism sir/madam is unrivaled

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loopylaura88 17
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I honestly daresay you can contest the stipulation as unrealistic...

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Brightside86 29
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True, just because someone puts a stipulation in a will or even a business contract doesn't necessarily make it binding. Probably pretty open/shut for a judge to strike that part.

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mccuish 25

Seems fair

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VnD 10

Try to lose weight, you'll be thanking yourself and your father for doing it, take it from a former obese person, exercise is great for the body and mind!

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tounces7 27

I mean, if you're about to lose your house I feel like that was due to events that had nothing to do with your weight or your father.

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Huldan MeGroyn 13
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Yeah they weren't blaming they're father. It was an added point on to the wtf. Christ, why are people so quick to hop on this wagon?

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Lyrik Clark 3

good ole nose sugar

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John Raymond Matheney 6
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google go-cleanse, you know what needs to be done. 30 days strict diet, you could lose up to 40 pounds a month, downside is it's not cheap, like 400 or something i don't remember but it worked for me i lost 38 pounds in a month, it wasn't easy, but I did spend ALOT less on food

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