Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Today, I have a skin disease that causes my arms and legs to have small, but noticeable, red bumps on them. Trying to stay confident, I put on a swimsuit and went to the pool, only to be bumped into by a cute guy, who then asked why my arms were so "bumpy and disgusting." FML
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asmadasrabbits 0
you're not supposed to use it on your vj, dumbass. the skin there is so much more sensitive than the rest of your body. YDI for not reading the ******* label.
redbluegreen 41
I thought they had special Nair for the bikini line and pubic hair? You aren't supposed to use the normal one, it can make you bleed among other things. But even if you didn't, still. That sucks. Waxing is a good alternative.
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Okie7123 0
It doesn't dissolve your skin. It's a depillator. Which dissolves the shaft of the hair. It reacts to skin in the (as the bottle says) perianal region because there are more mucus membranes in the area making the skin more susceptible to reaction. Basically, use at your own risk for inflammation and redness
iFruit 0
Agree with vixenbrianaf. Test it on the area you're going to use it on! You're not supposed to use it there anyway.
abrasive_punk 0
YDI for not reading the directions.
Calaura9 0
YDI for using it on you inner labia. So which STD causes small red bumps? None you dumb cow. You're a real winner. I nair my personal space all of the time I just know not to go to the "wet" spaces. Aka inside your outer labia which touch your vulva and clitorus hood. You're a real winner.
AshleyRose784 0
and this is why I wax...get some Benadryl cream and the bumps will be gone in 24 hours.
theanonimouse 0
You realize the word vulva refers to all outside genitalia, (outer labia included)? So I'm not sure what part of your "personal spaces" you could Nair that DON'T touch the vulva... Also, genital lice, (a.k.a. crabs), DO look a lot like "small red bumps." So, uh... intelligence fail. Maybe you should try not being retarded the next time you attempt to insult someone, hm?
deaditegirl 0
YDI. Everyone knows you don't put Nair in your pubic area. I'm pretty sure it says that on the box. Idiot.
purple5 0
Your inner arm isn't the same as down there. YDI for not reading the instructions properly.. it tells you you're only meant to use it on specific areas. I'm not sure if there is Nair for down there though, because the reaction you get is painful. I'm guessing you won't ever be doing that again. Haha.
FarSide 23
Your little red bumps were always there. Without hair, you could finally see them... plus, you probably REALLY cooked those little crabs and royally pissed them off. Crab boil anyone?
lexiBRo 0
For all you idiots saying you can't use nair down there shut up! They make nair for your bikini area, and Im pretty sure if she took the time to read the directions she was using the correct one!
lexiBRo 0
actually...most gynos will agree that it is more hygenic to not have hair down there bc it traps germs and bacteria and holds odor...but I agree it is a woman's choice