Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Today, I have a skin disease that causes my arms and legs to have small, but noticeable, red bumps on them. Trying to stay confident, I put on a swimsuit and went to the pool, only to be bumped into by a cute guy, who then asked why my arms were so "bumpy and disgusting." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
asmadasrabbits 0
you're not supposed to use it on your vj, dumbass. the skin there is so much more sensitive than the rest of your body. YDI for not reading the ******* label.
redbluegreen 41
I thought they had special Nair for the bikini line and pubic hair? You aren't supposed to use the normal one, it can make you bleed among other things. But even if you didn't, still. That sucks. Waxing is a good alternative.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (173)
TheCashMan88 0
YDI, first and foremost, for using the term, "down there hair." You CAN say ******, you know. it won't kill anybody, especially since you happen to have one. What, are you too emabrrased to say the name of your own body part? Second, try reading the lable on the package next time. It might save you from feeling like a dumbass.
posampo 0
I don't know I think we all get a little emabrrased sometimes ^_^
TheCashMan88 0
For what? There is absolutely zero reason to be embarrassed to say the word, "******", especially over the internet.
CL41RE 0
Maybe they are saying "down there hair" not because they are "12" but because they aren't IGNORANT ENOUGH TO THINK THE ACTUAL ****** HAS HAIR GROWING OUT OF IT.
theanonimouse 0
Yeah, if I had hair growing in my ******, I might be a little concerned. :/ If you're trying to bash her for saying "down there hair," maybe you yourself should learn what it's called - the mons pubis and vulva.
jjjeah 0
You're dumb.
TheCashMan88 0
What's wrong with coochie hair? A little bit never hurt anybody.
liquidbunny 0
I thought that it wasn't for that area. But if anything try using the Nair on a small patch of pubic hair, just so you know what's up. But you could try witch hazel ( google it if you don't know ) so it can help ease the sting and prevent any ingrown hairs which will definitly pop up in that area.
Ohhaithar 0
Loooooooool. I used Veet on my 'down there hair' [LOL] and it stung. D:
CL41RE 0
I used veet on some of it but not all so it didn't hurt
eek02 4
it says right on the instructions not to use it on your "down there hair"
egaonogenki 0
That's normal. When I shaved the hair down there, I'd get something similar, and itches too.
nprugby11 0
YDI for not reading the warning label
epicwinmaster 0
YDI for saying down there hair. wtf? probably ******* 12. its ok to say ******. no ones gonna call teh cops on you...
epicwinmaster 0
aww dang thecashman already said what i posted :[
CL41RE 0
Maybe they are saying "down there hair" not because they are "12", but because they aren't IGNORANT ENOUGH TO THINK THE ACTUAL ****** HAS HAIR GROWING OUT OF IT. Even a "******* 12 year old" can figure that out.
laughingspork 0
its more polite to say "down there hair", it sounds cooler, and she doesnt have hair growing out of her actual ******.
theanonimouse 0
Yeah, would you prefer the FML to refer to her pubic hair as "the hair growing on my vulva and mons pubis"? I think "down there hair" is a cute way to refer to it. :3
candy707 0
To everyone calling the OP stupid: You can buy special Nair for pubic hair. How do you all know the OP didn't have this kind? I've used this kind before and it was fine. I bought the sensitive type though... just in case. To OP: Ouch. That sucks! :(