Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
What's updog?
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Shot from both sides
Today, I was yelled at by multiple people at work for not wearing any makeup. The only reason I don’t wear makeup is because my mom is guaranteed to make me cry before I leave the house every morning, so there’s no point. FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Wrong move
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML
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Devoo 7
OMG A ZOMBIE!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Don't worry, that's just society's way of saying "My beauty standards are screwed up".
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Comments (209)
Kimby614 5
Well of course anyone who is used to seeing you with so much pink and orange make up plastered all over your face will think you look ill if your face isn't as colorful! Natural beauty is the way to go anyway, you don't need make-up. It's just a sign of insecurity....
x_Just_Ellie_x 8
I feel so self conscious as it is, with or with out makeup. That must have felt horrible :(
gracehi 33
I swear I've seen this FML before...
johngaltmovement 8
Stupid co-workers....
normamarie 0
It's just that they're not used to seeing you in your natural beauty.
BritLass 15
The Barbie dolls from my old high school used to try this and they looked like crap! Don't worry about it, none of us are perfect :)
Eiregal2 10
I never wore much makeup after my goth years (10-16) but without lipstick I looked almost near death! Very pale and sickly. So as a gift one birthday I got permanent makeup done. This means my lips had color tattooed on so they always look made up. I also have eyebrow done and a permanent black line on my eyelids. I never have to buy makeup again.
grannygruber 6
Sounds extremely painful!
Eiregal2 10
It was for the lips. Another bit I hated was having blood pour in my mouth. The needle on the eyelid did not hurt that bad and the eyebrows were really easy.
eileenrj 4
That's a sign that your ugly
immaMonsta 8
I'm not trying to be mean, but maybe you wore too much makeup before. Makeup has a way of making people look completely different if they use too much. Apparently that's a similar case with you.
groupleader 7
You sound like a keeper....
THE_A_TEEN 28
Again with the overused phrases?
linkinpark98 24
When will they end?! D: