Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
What's updog?
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Shot from both sides
Today, I was yelled at by multiple people at work for not wearing any makeup. The only reason I don’t wear makeup is because my mom is guaranteed to make me cry before I leave the house every morning, so there’s no point. FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Wrong move
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML
Top comments
Devoo 7
OMG A ZOMBIE!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Don't worry, that's just society's way of saying "My beauty standards are screwed up".
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THE_A_TEEN 28
Where did you come up with that? Oh wait, you're just an idiot.
Mercedesbooxoxo 4
You really counted.
Chloeeeeeeeeee_fml 6
This happens to me all the time!!! It's because I'm really pale and I mean really incredibly pale XD I feel for you OP :)
BluFlames 8
Hey, in my opinion gals look a million times better without it. People just need to get used to the way you really look, they're used to what you typically wear! :D
demonkonga 5
Use it As a excuse to get a sick day
usnwife 18
I get that too, but for me it's just because I'm so pale. I don't wear much makeup at all, but without some mascara and a little foundation I look like a ghost - or like I'm really ill... Doesn't mean you can't still be pretty :)
lovebeecharmer 6
Beautiful people don't need makeup. You must be really ugly.
Gunnarr 12
Maybe they meant ill as in "You lookin' ill yo! Word!" I tried.
Cigar 11
When my friends don't wear makeup I comment on how beautiful they look. Too much makeup is a sin.
RoseCrystal 17
I've been told that too and that I looked like I had a black eye....