Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
What's updog?
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Shot from both sides
Today, I was yelled at by multiple people at work for not wearing any makeup. The only reason I don’t wear makeup is because my mom is guaranteed to make me cry before I leave the house every morning, so there’s no point. FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Wrong move
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML
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Devoo 7
OMG A ZOMBIE!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Don't worry, that's just society's way of saying "My beauty standards are screwed up".
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Comments (209)
hellonyancat 6
I think all this means is your coworkers thought you looked a bit paler than usual. It's nothing to worry about.
DiruKitty18 8
Aww try not to let it get it down to much
mischiefkel 17
This is why you shouldn't wear too much makeup.
grannygruber 6
That's just another reason to limit wearing makeup to special occasions!
ClosetTroll 10
You were the one to first come up with your beauty ideals and decided to use make-up. Now that you have fallen below your own standards, you can't blame the people around for finding fault with your not made-up face. Also, ill =/= ugly. Feel better.
KiddNYC1O 22
It's those bags.
fayzay24 0
Wow, that's so ****** up. Sorry OP!
mariesodem 6
Keep your chin up
perdix 31
Or chins, as the case may be;)
SkoomaKi 28
So delicate with your comments Perdix. Slightly mean with a hint of comedy - Pure genius!
pwned87 0
Watch out the living dead are coming :)
xIBleedPurplex16 0
Black people look pretty without make up :)