Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, at a party, a fly flew into my mouth. I spat it out, and in an effort to wash my mouth out, I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML
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jenninyc1128 17
That really must have been terrible, hope you feel better!!!
WolfAvenge 22
Shoo fly, don't bother me!
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Comments (44)
vikky538 29
Wow....
Unenunciable 14
I am so, so sorry.
Trittyyss 5
at least the fly didn't stay in
ApplePie1994 27
So YOU were the lady who swallowed the fly! At least you didn't die?
NicoleP1993 29
My roommate used to cough so much she threw up all the time. There are some meditative exercises to stop that, maybe you should google them. As for the fly situation, that just sucks OP, hopefully you'll get rid of that taste in your mouth soon..
crazystories00 12
jk u didn't deserve it
chaseafterwind82 29
You didn't need to throw up, you should have just swallowed a spider, to catch the fly!
BeenIt 5
Tough break LMAOOOOO ??
Askavi 37
Vomiting after a severe coughing fit is involuntary. I had Whopping cough as an adult, and I ruptured my esophagus from vomiting and retching after repeated coughing fits.
colinabi 13
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