Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML
Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML
Today, while drunk, my brother got on my computer onto my already logged in Wikipedia account and made a few bad edits. He got me reported for vandalism, sending abusive messages to other editors, and banned from editing, pending appeal. FML
Today, I learned that I may have caused a public speaker and author to be fired, because my response to his "open chat" question flustered him, causing him to lose his cool and snap at me. FML
Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML
Today, I made a Discord account for the first time and got banned, even though I hadn't even logged in. Like, how is that possible? FML
Today, I confidently corrected someone in a group conversation. I was wrong. Very wrong. Everyone stared while Google proved me incorrect in seconds. I nodded and pretended I meant something else. FML
Today, after nearly 19 years, my Facebook account was permanently disabled because I'd banned too many scammers. I admin 58 groups, for over 2 million members, and have banned 50k+ fake accounts. One of them apparently reported me, and since Facebook runs some fake accounts, it was easier to ban me. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
WHAT???! You mean the Internet isn't American?? You should totally sue!
nadnerbz 6
I hope you learned you lesson. Maybe learnt?
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Comments (502)
Michaelsmith1502 4
7000? Sounds like u shoulda learnt to spend more time outside
alexroa50 0
Tell Anonymus that forum is againts them :D
killer092 7
I hate to break it to you, but what Americans speak isn't English. You've dumbed down our language.
iHateHippiesToo 6
Have you been to England lately? What the British speak isn't English anymore either.
AlexWins 4
I'm pretty positive no one speaks proper English anymore. The Brits don't either. Or Australians. Or Canadians. So I really wouldn't blame the Americans who speak American English.
Spazshelley 9
#299, you forgot the South Africans...
dtemple1110 6
Wah.
milabanilla 0
The hard life of a grammar nazi
monkeymofo 3
7,000++ posts on a site since 2006.... FYL
shrdlu 28
The OP is in the U.S., so the American thing to do would be to sue somebody.
razzledazzle21 23
That'll teach you to troll.
snafu63 0
serves you right, beat it word police.
FortuneCookie3 1
The Nazis didnt win in WW2. The grammar Nazis wont win in this day and age. You have been terminated.