Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Top comments
Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
davek 36
What kind of reception do you expect here for that?
uhmaizing 3
well thats an unreasonable reaction
HarroIAmBob 21
i seriously hope you mean OP cheating, not the dad coming after him with the bat. that part was totally reasonable
skyturtle 9
No, that reaction was pretty reasonable.
griffy14 9
I find it funny how everybody is like "yea! You deserve it!" I don't see people being ok with a son's dad/mom showing up at a cheating girlfriend's house threatening violence. And atleast he owned up to it.
soylentgreens 8
I don't get why this gets tumbed down. If my daughter would cheat on her boyfriend, i realy wouldn't want her to get beaten up with a baseball bat.
ileenefudge 29
If my son were to cheat on his girlfriend I would be on his ass like glue. I would let his ass get beat because of it. He may be my son, but he doesn't get special treatment and the other persons family won't have to come after him because as someone who was cheated on, I'd be taking care of that shit myself, and I bet he would never be doing that crap to anyone again. I am an old fashioned parent an I firmly believe in disciplining when my kid does something wrong. I do not abuse him but I will get on his case about something like this. Ok end rant :/ I was cheated on and it hurts so I feel for OPs ex. As for OP, you deserve it!
buckdharma 38
I hope it was an aluminium bat. They make distinctive pinging sounds that sound really cool and I heard they drive the balls much further.
Cristian89 29
That baseball bat was well deserved!
chris_a7x 11
YDI you piece of shit.
missalice0306 19
All I had to do was read the first sentence before clicking YDI
spunkylady 24
Totally deserved it!
illegalbeagle69 23
*After father leaves, women-respecting men show up with baseball bats* Treat the next one right, if you're lucky enough to get one..
Iniezian 18
This is sickening, as with all this hate. Just imagine if the situations had been reversed. What if the dad of a guy whose girlfriend had cheated on him beat her with a baseball bat? What if someone then posted a comment like this, saying that all men-respecting women should beat her up? We live in a strange, strange world.
Axipiter 24
Good on him. Shame on you. Fucknut. Grow a pair for him to bust off.