Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
Evie_fml 14
I think it's insane that anyone here who doesn't want to beat the guy up with a baseball bat is being thumbed down by multiple people. There's more than one reaction and solution to cheating and just because some people think violence isn't the best idea, everyone here thumbs them down? What the hell. It's not okay that the guy cheated on his girlfriend, it's not okay that she'll hurt over that for a long time and he does deserve some karmic backlash - but is a beating with a baseball bat the appropriate action here? What, exactly, does that solve? Does it make the girl feel better about being cheated on? Probably not. Does it make the guy feel any more guilty? Almost certainly not. It does nothing except put one person in the hospital and get another one arrested. Personally, I think being supportive and listening to your child and helping them find strength to get through their heartache and come out the other side stronger is a much more valuable lesson than the baseball bat could ever teach. The cheating loser? Not worth any extra time or consideration, and karma will get him in the end.
starfoxfan1 7
The dad beating the ever living hell out of him would make him feel terrible, both physically and mentally, for cheating on his daughter. The girl most likely wanted the father to beat his ass hard and give him a lesson he will never forget.
sonnyrosa 32
Where exactly does it say that the ex-gf's father actually USED the baseball bat? Don't **** with a father whose daughter's had her heart broken. And don't cheat, you thundertwat. You deserved to have the fear of god put into you... that's what you get for having a wandering weenie.
MythsNLegends 10
Please tell me he hit you more than once.
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
Several good smacks would be nice :)
SpaceRaptor 8
Are you kidding me, what he did was wrong and yes he deserves bad things to happen to him but, beating someone up with a baseball bat? That's ******* crazy, I would understand if there was domestic abuse involved but the worst this should of come to is a breaking up and never talking to again, despite what everyone is saying your father IS overreacting and being stupid
TheGreatPotato 19
My thoughts exactly.
EtherealNight85 9
I am wondering why OP confessed. He could have just as easily continued that path. Maybe he still will. Pain + pain =/= gain, imo
aegyeol 12
YDI, you cheating piece of shit.
JLangel94 6
He's an arse, but at least he told her, rather than her finding out later down the track and the consequences of her dads actions could have been, well worse haha.
worldclassrager 41
Better than a shotgun...but still usually cheating resolves in a beat down...
_Just_My_Luck 15
Lets give it up for the dads
generalasskicker 12
That seems a little overboard also shoot her dad