Today, I completed driving school. After 30 hours of classwork, 6 hours of driving lessons, and a very tough driving test, I passed and can now get a 15% safe driver insurance discount. My friend just told me he only had to watch a 15 minute video to get the same discount. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I just finished a driving school that I thought would lower my insurance by 10%. It was 30 hours so I was glad it was over, that was until I found out I took the wrong class. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML
Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I booked a driver's ed course to avoid 3 points on my driving licence for doing 40 in 30 zone. That day, my wife kept quarrelling in the car, I got angry at her for a second, apparently also stepping on the gas. A triumphant copper with a speed gun was right there. I haven't had a speeding ticket in 25 years. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
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Top comments
bezih 14
15 minutes or more saves you 15% off of car insurance, Geico.
niiickk_ 7
How was that possible?
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Comments (63)
NotCharlieRost 15
Yes, but now who's smarter on the road and less likely to crash?
nitrojunky24 10
Isn't this what the real test should be like it's pretty messed up when the insurance company has tougher standards then the government just for a discount.
jules2314 5
try needing 120 hours of supervised driving with a licensed driver all filled out in a booklet including how many kilometres driven, how long the driving was, what the weather and road conditions were like as well as the level of traffic on the road, THEN taking a driving test, that cost $60 every time one needs to take it, with no discount!
FML_dude_117 8
15 minutes or more and save 15% at gieco
ndaguanno 17
Yeah but you'll have more experience than him hopefully
directorblue 8
I had a 8 hour class one ten minute video and a test with five questions then four days later I got my driver license
KrazyKatz3 26
You probably learned a lot more in driving school. If you can drive safely that is not bad in anyway at all. It could be very beneficial to you staying alive so really you win.
jbuckets_404 39
OP, I bet that you learned a heck of a lot more & gained likewise skills - which can't be achieved via merely only a vid. Cherish & remember it all. :-)