Today, I completed driving school. After 30 hours of classwork, 6 hours of driving lessons, and a very tough driving test, I passed and can now get a 15% safe driver insurance discount. My friend just told me he only had to watch a 15 minute video to get the same discount. FML
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Today, I just finished a driving school that I thought would lower my insurance by 10%. It was 30 hours so I was glad it was over, that was until I found out I took the wrong class. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML
Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I booked a driver's ed course to avoid 3 points on my driving licence for doing 40 in 30 zone. That day, my wife kept quarrelling in the car, I got angry at her for a second, apparently also stepping on the gas. A triumphant copper with a speed gun was right there. I haven't had a speeding ticket in 25 years. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
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Top comments
bezih 14
15 minutes or more saves you 15% off of car insurance, Geico.
niiickk_ 7
How was that possible?
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Comments (63)
teentee401 37
I did the same thing only to find out that my family's insurance provider doesn't accept a Drivers' Ed discount. Maybe I should write an FML...
ThrottleJockey 36
Attaining Eagle Scout resulted in a 30% auto insurance discount for me.
ccat209 17
Do both and get 30% off?
drakesbabygirl 10
at least you're doing better than spongebob.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Your friend may have the same discount but after all that work, you're more likely to keep it.
tigerthepredator 16
I think he did more than that
Skinyrd 17
I'm gonna go the other way and say YDI. You deserve the 15% discount for putting in the work. Think of how much better a driver you are than your friend.
moocowmilk0 19
Tell him to send u the video and then u get the discount too!
AviShtap 20
Yeah, but what can a 15 minute video really teach you? You have more knowledge, and you're safe and prepared for the road. That's what matters. Congrats on your license OP!
newburton13 26
Maybe your friend already had his license?