Today, I completed driving school. After 30 hours of classwork, 6 hours of driving lessons, and a very tough driving test, I passed and can now get a 15% safe driver insurance discount. My friend just told me he only had to watch a 15 minute video to get the same discount. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I just finished a driving school that I thought would lower my insurance by 10%. It was 30 hours so I was glad it was over, that was until I found out I took the wrong class. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML
Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I booked a driver's ed course to avoid 3 points on my driving licence for doing 40 in 30 zone. That day, my wife kept quarrelling in the car, I got angry at her for a second, apparently also stepping on the gas. A triumphant copper with a speed gun was right there. I haven't had a speeding ticket in 25 years. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
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Top comments
bezih 14
15 minutes or more saves you 15% off of car insurance, Geico.
niiickk_ 7
How was that possible?
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Comments (63)
bibblebop 8
I feel like a bad person for you OP but I had to watch that same video with State Farm. But I also did the normal driving school stuff for my permit and license.
Vanilla_Cupcake 10
Look at it this way. Taking those classes and studying will make you a better and safer driver. He may also have the discount, but you have skills and knowledge that could save your life and the lives of others. All he has is 15% off car insurance that he will be making claims with.
rgetting 24
You are still ahead if you paid attention.
Mightytall 35
You'll be benefitting from what you learned in that driving school. It's time very well spent! And your friend will be one of those sitting in the ditch at the first glance of snow, while you're cruising past with a winning smile... So **** his life :-)
imStoneCold 7
Sometimes it's just easier to watch the movie ;)
jake131000 21
No no no... State farm requires that to get the safe driving discount... Trust me! You need 30 hours in class and 6 on the road with a instructor!
dawnimus 21
Good god, 6 hours of driving practice, how did you cope? Try learning to drive in the UK, where we have standards.
sweetcherrystar 6
Damn you, Mrs. Puff!
badblaby 8
Yea but you'll be the better driver
faifai_fml 21
Well, 50 bucks says you're now a much better driver than he, and when it comes to not-dying-in-a-motor-vehicle-accident, that's where it's gonna count. Good on you for passing the test!