Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
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FMLKitten 15
As much as a teacher shouldn't be doing this, it makes perfect blackmail!
AphyTheBronette 15
Mrs Crabby cakes it's not " weird anime crap" it's technically a form of art. Maybe the girl will grow up to be a great manga artist. Instead try this new concept encourage your students, even if it's outside your comfort zone on traditional art. Oh and talk with her parents she's obviously got anger issues.
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Comments (356)
boofgall 16
You deserve it for thinking of their use of creativity as crap.
wellnevermind 4
14- I'm going to dedicate a song to you and it goes like this: "You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands."
mystical_child 6
OP, YDI. Anime is crap. Do not diss it. YDI.
Wederoney 16
Also, anime's awesome. I mean come on... Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Fairy Tail... I could go on
auroracc99 0
Your the teacher aren't you? Just give her a F for class completion.
lurkskywalker 3
I've had crappy teachers, but no one would ever use such judgmental and juvenile words against a pupil. I'm guessing OP isn't really "Mrs. Teacher", but "Miss Student" trying to get as many YDI as possible just to get a little personal revenge upon a teacher she doesn't like.
jess183xp 1
Anime is not crap, you're a douche and deserved what you got!
XxHoPPoxX 8
Anime is the worst form of art in my opinion...it just looks terrible and instead of copying the same style people should invent a new form of cartoonisim
wildsweetchild 19
66- your opinion it's only your opinion..how about an idea..instead of telling what people should do, go do it yourself!
ShutUpAndStare 7
66- I'd like to inform you that every mangaka (the guy who draws the pretty pictures) has his or her own style. Sure, they take things they like in others' drawing and put them in their own, but that doesn't make it copying. However, I know they look the same to you because you obviously aren't a fan, and I am not writing this to hate on you.
silvereye12 7
Hey 66, here's a little lesson for you. The style of art used by mangaka was invented in the post WW2 era by a people who were recovering both socially an economically from the US occupation of Japan. It's got a rich history and it is one of the newest styles of cartoon to be invented.
marliecakez 5
Anime is cool. Least it's better than most American cartoons today. Oh how I miss the 90s...
cinder2theblock 0
Maybe teachers shouldn't collect notes students will pass or fail based on their own effort I never took notes and got a good gpa so what's it matter
julieanne719 0
It's a teachers job to do everything they can to make students pass a class and actually learn, not just present information and say "you're on your own now". Requiring notes ensures that students are using multiple parts of their brains to process and retain what they ate being taught. Whether someone likes taking notes or not, by requiring students to take them and taking the time to make sure they do, the teacher is doing their job as an educator. For parents, and students who care about their education, that can only be considered a good thing.
perdix 31
I don't see the problem. When I graded papers, I always was happy to get the ones that obviously belonged on one end of the scale or the other. F or A+ were the easiest grades to give. Freak this girl out and give her an A+, telling her that stands for "Awful, plus a trip to detention."