Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
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Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML
Today, I finally determined the source of the horrible smell that periodically invades my apartment: there's nothing wrong with the plumbing as I previously thought, I can just smell my neighbors pooping in their bathroom on the other side of the wall. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML
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candy29 10
haha ewwwww... you should shower then..
mea_iloveskiing 26
hahah I wanted to write maybe it's you but.. you did it :D
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Comments (111)
Zmeilerr 22
Do you not pay your water bill or cannot afford common bathroom items? Jesus, showers take 10-15 minutes max.
DoctorDictator 0
YDI... Take a shower/bath, brush your teet, wear better deoderant, use mouthwash, wash your clothes... You know, all that good stuff to make you clean... Dont piss your bed, maybe?
FunwithBumperCar 0
What crawled up your ass and died?
DoctorDictator 0
DocBastard, you are talking to whom?
phatdaddy62 23
One word - SHOWER!
jokerstyle33 0
there's this thing called water. he's got buddies named soap, deodorant, and a rag. give them a visit sometime OP.
strawberrydreams 18
OP, say it with me: Deodorant.
djewel6 0
two things. take a shower man and damn britanyyyyyy is hot!!!
GoodLookingGeese 10
you found it!
itsmechristy 0
take a shower lol that's gross