Health: Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source...

By John - 13/01/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

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By Michael - 05/06/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

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By Where is it coming from?! - 10/06/2014 02:46 - United States - Brightwood

Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML

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By Dear God Why - 05/12/2016 13:07

Today, I finally determined the source of the horrible smell that periodically invades my apartment: there's nothing wrong with the plumbing as I previously thought, I can just smell my neighbors pooping in their bathroom on the other side of the wall. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 22:00

Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML

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By cooploops - 31/01/2015 15:13 - United States - Memphis

Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML

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Parting shit

By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 10:13 - United States - Gladewater

Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML

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Smells like victory

By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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candy29 10

Friday 14 January 2011 1:39

haha ewwwww... you should shower then..

mea_iloveskiing 26

Friday 14 January 2011 1:38

hahah I wanted to write maybe it's you but.. you did it :D

Comments

lemonypower 6

Friday 14 January 2011 3:15

Holy shit, Are there not twenty fmls exactly like this one?

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Friday 14 January 2011 3:36

I take a shower every other month. Even I smell better than you!

stevelaurie 0

Friday 14 January 2011 3:38

please explain in more detail why or how it was u?!

TypoH 7

Friday 14 January 2011 3:41

today, you learned to take showers, use deodrant and clone. YDI!

TypoH 7

Friday 14 January 2011 3:45

sucks for the people who had to smell your horrendous odor.

123smilesem 0

Friday 14 January 2011 4:06

take a god damn showeer greese ball :$

jbat1035 0

Friday 14 January 2011 4:33

um take a shower every once in a while. YDI

ashwe 0

Friday 14 January 2011 4:39

Shower often bro?

se_on_kaikki_kyy 0

Friday 14 January 2011 4:53

I just wonder what exactly you smell like? The intoxicating odor of unwashed balls, or the spicy aroma of a fishy vag? *barfs in mouth*

wtfitzcali 0

Friday 14 January 2011 5:07

Wow....i dont even know where to begin. Smh

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