Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML
Today, I finally determined the source of the horrible smell that periodically invades my apartment: there's nothing wrong with the plumbing as I previously thought, I can just smell my neighbors pooping in their bathroom on the other side of the wall. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML
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Top comments
candy29 10
haha ewwwww... you should shower then..
mea_iloveskiing 26
hahah I wanted to write maybe it's you but.. you did it :D
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Comments (111)
lemonypower 6
Holy shit, Are there not twenty fmls exactly like this one?
Stupidpeopleanno 5
I take a shower every other month. Even I smell better than you!
stevelaurie 0
please explain in more detail why or how it was u?!
TypoH 7
today, you learned to take showers, use deodrant and clone. YDI!
TypoH 7
sucks for the people who had to smell your horrendous odor.
123smilesem 0
take a god damn showeer greese ball :$
jbat1035 0
um take a shower every once in a while. YDI
ashwe 0
Shower often bro?
se_on_kaikki_kyy 0
I just wonder what exactly you smell like? The intoxicating odor of unwashed balls, or the spicy aroma of a fishy vag? *barfs in mouth*
wtfitzcali 0
Wow....i dont even know where to begin. Smh