Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
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Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML
Today, I finally determined the source of the horrible smell that periodically invades my apartment: there's nothing wrong with the plumbing as I previously thought, I can just smell my neighbors pooping in their bathroom on the other side of the wall. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML
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Top comments
candy29 10
haha ewwwww... you should shower then..
mea_iloveskiing 26
hahah I wanted to write maybe it's you but.. you did it :D
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Comments (111)
DocBastard 40
Your grammar stinks just as badly as you do. Try "It's I", you dumbass.
iFroFro 0
shut the hell up grammar nazi!!!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
yea man ! lighten up old man it's an entertainments site n in such n informel setting tis better 2 use less awkward sounding wording, howevr rong it may b . am I rite ?
iFroFro 0
u speell good!!! ^
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
My Iq 70 n dat's passin rite !
WhatTheJunk_fml 6
oMg LyK sRsLy LgHtn uP. g0sh, lYk oMg uR suCh a gMmr nZi! g3t a lyF loZer. Haha, I just wanted to what it was like to type like a dumbass.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You got what you wanted. (:
DocBastard 40
iFro - I will not apologise for being a Grammar Nazi, nor will I stop just because you so politely asked. Good day, sir. Oh, and just because you asked for it: Shut* up,* Grammar* Nazi* No, no...don't thank me. The public service is all the thanks I need.
iFroFro 0
no u arez wrong and me ands the others peoples arez rightttss so **** you old man
DocBastard 40
Keep it up there, friend. You're looking smarter and smarter with each successive comment.
mea_iloveskiing 26
docbastard, just wondering, why does it say "grammer" under 2 in your info then? (:
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
82 - That was probably intentional because it would have been "Grammar* and spelling are* irrelevant on the Internet" (asterisks added for correction) P.S Please, do tell if I'm wrong about my defensive argument.
mea_iloveskiing 26
oh yes, he's mister sarcasm (:
DocBastard 40
Mea - the answer to your question can be found in number 3. That was intentional, too. :)
mea_iloveskiing 26
yeah I've read it all :D
MEM0817 18
Kids these days. They have no respect. DocBastard is freakin' hilarious. Don't disrespect him. :]
Trace01m 11
Tyler Durden says, "Use soap"
tothevictor 0
take a shower you hainus creature!
bigbadtim 7
Next time you take a shower, turn the water on and use soap.
Moonbeam14 0
there's a great new thing called personal hygiene...
mea_iloveskiing 26
you've just found out about it ? :D
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Wgats that?! like a personal hygena laughing doggy thing?? sighn me up!
selene1_fml 0
how is is you?? what you don't take showers?? ::///
ilovepandaz 2
if you snell that bad then take a shower
whippymcdumb4zs 0
if you **smell** that bad, take a shower. looks much better
The_Fonz_fml 0
it would look even better with out the ** around it
whippymcdumb4zs 0
I placed the asterisks there to show the readers how to spell smell.
123skyline 0
Pretty sick if you ask me. Take a shower, little sick-o.
Blake4477 0
Theres this really cool thing called a SHOWER!!
wiggs5 0
showerrrrrrrrrrrrr! :)