Health: Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency...

By Kayla - 06/03/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

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By cay - 30/01/2013 19:59 - United States - Holley

Today, I was trying to sleep away a fever, when my grandma woke me up. She was sitting next to me, shoving gummy bears into my mouth until I started choking. She laughed, ran away, and denied everything. FML

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By foxyreegan - 04/02/2012 05:22 - United States

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML

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By pickles! - 03/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was at a friend's house teasing her with a pickle. She hates them so I thought it would be funny to pretend to deep throat it. Her dad came in and startled me so bad, I inhaled it. She had to call 911 while he performed the Heimlich maneuver. I’m no longer welcome back. FML

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By Hellohaileyexoh - 27/08/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I went to get food, I was late so my friend ordered for me. I took a few bites and it was getting hard to breathe. I realized it's a bluebery muffin, I'm deathly allergic. I look to my friend, she was laughing saying she wanted to see if it was true. I just got out of the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By GogurtBadass - 18/09/2013 16:55 - United States - Olympia

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2011 12:53 - United States

Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML

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By swaiteATC - 28/07/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the break room at work eating lunch when I started to choke. My face turned red and tears began welling up in my eyes. Two of my coworkers were there. They began to argue over who would have to give me the heimlich maneuver rather than helping. FML

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Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:51

That doctor is smooth like Keith stone.

TheOnlyAlan 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:52

I'm in med school... I can't wait to use this some day.

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PaigeyTaylor 2

Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:23

:O that happened in a book in reading!!! Except the girl died :c

shrimpygymnast 9

Wednesday 7 March 2012 4:48

Laughter is the best medicine.

lilypad7275 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 5:18

Yah I probably would have slapped him hahahaha

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 7 March 2012 5:56

that is not funny.

ChloeRenee27 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 6:53

I want your doctor . At least he has a semce if humor .

Aliicat16 9

Wednesday 7 March 2012 7:30

wtf is your throat the circunfrence of a dime?

my3rdgenipodtouc 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:03

Hope you rememBEAR what to do next time.

VampasarousRex 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 14:58

You should have told him that's not punny.

Super_Salo 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 15:18

Haha. That was actually kinda funny

itsmeandisaidfml 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 17:35

Idk Wat 2 think

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