Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
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Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML
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shallowsmile 0
this is why you DON'T accept friend requests from your parents.
_Elizabeth_ 0
Hahahahaha. What's up with parents having facebooks???
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Comments (164)
hcsdancer 0
why friend ur mom??
milf762010 0
Lucky for me, my mom doesnt have a fb....fml bc my mother in law has one and requested me. I had to approve it since she kept whining to my husband about it.
MiiraYy11 5
Haha ouch.
SadinSherman 16
What a creative way to parent
Entegy 4
And this is why you don't add your parents on Facebook!
blakarius 6
Hahahahahahaha
wushuxu 7
Thats why ur not suppose to add ur parents on facebook.....
MrsAgony 6
How old are you if your mum grounds you for going to a party? If you're not allowed to go to a party; you're not old enough. Go back to school !
xNephilim 18
What is it with people on here? There's nothing wrong with having your mom on Facebook. Some people actually have a good relationship with their parents. I have all my family added on Facebook and never had any trouble with it. Before you start bitching about your moms, think about who painfully pushed you out of their ****** and who, in most cases anyway, raised you, provided and cared for you. Now quit being little brats and tell your mom you love her.
sjhill 32
Nice! That's what you get for friending family.