Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Checked out
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Caught red-handed
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
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Angieboo227 0
Thats nasty
jerseyboy732 16
please don't fap to the flap
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Comments (186)
Epikouros 32
In a young man's mind, it's a simple world: there's a little room for music, and the rest is GILFs...
JDawg113 0
What the actual ****?
suavenuts 0
How low did it hang
interesting33 37
It is something you aren't meant to look at and your eyes can be drawn to it. Women look at cleavage too if it is viewable - even if they aren't gay.
snapdragon1100 7
I got mega mega mega horney reading this!! I had to take a break at work and rub one out. Thanks for letting me do that. (;
intimate_pretzel 6
I'm so sorry honey
3563560 7
Damn. You need to get laid.
Alm1ghty_Push 15
Da hell!?
ThunderLightTSV 31
I hope in the years between this being posted and me commenting this that you went outside and found a girlfriend under the age of 80.
staindheart42 4
It doesn't have to be weird. If she has rockin' boobage tell her how awesome they are. I mean, if you got turned on that's weird, but it's OK to compliment her, it'd probably make her feel awesome. unless your family's prudish, the. I'd keep it to your self.