Love, Sex, Relationship advice and Am I overreacting?: War of words - FML

War of words

By Anonymous - 30/09/2024 11:00 - United States - Anaheim

Spicy

Today, my husband is on day two of giving me the silent treatment. It started when he got mad that the house was messy and said, “Why can’t you be like those wives online?!” I snapped back, “Why can’t you fuck like the guys in the porn?!” Let’s see who apologizes first. FML

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By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

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By AR Good - 26/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Hawthorne

Spicy

Today, my husband is pissed off, withholding affection, and not speaking to me. Why? I don't want to have sex with random men while he watches. FML

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By kaybax - 19/11/2011 11:42 - South Africa

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

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Safe word

By But i like it rough - 04/03/2023 04:00

Spicy

Today, I was arguing with my husband and he screamed at me to the point of tears. He asked, “Why are you crying? Last night we had rough sex where I spanked you, threw you around in bed, called you names, and you enjoyed that shit.” FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML

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Are you the wife from the previous FML?

By Anonymous - 24/08/2021 04:02

Today, I don’t think I’ve ever been so angry. I was already mad at my husband, but he asked if we could just skip the boring two-hour argument, assume he’d already given me an empty apology and quietly return to hating each other while at least being civil about it. FML

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You OK, hun?

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 22:00

Today, my husband asked what I’d done all day. I took it as a criticism and was about to chew his head off about not appreciating all I do, when I took a look at myself still in pyjamas, the filthy house, dirty plates, and unwashed laundry and realised I’ve done fuck all for weeks. I’m a bad wife. FML

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How could you?

By Anon - 25/07/2022 06:00

Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML

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Busting makes me feel good

By Anonymous - 03/02/2023 12:00

Spicy

Today, my husband suggested we start making pornos online to make ends meet. I told him, “You bust so quickly, it’ll have to be a TikTok.” He’s been pouting all day. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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GoogieWithers 22

Monday 30 September 2024 21:08

If you both work, then the housework should be 50/50.

Thaylok 17

Monday 30 September 2024 20:23

What's the minimum age for marriage in California? is that mental or physical? This looks like two children here.

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Thaylok 17

Monday 30 September 2024 20:23

What's the minimum age for marriage in California? is that mental or physical? This looks like two children here.

GoogieWithers 22

Monday 30 September 2024 21:08

If you both work, then the housework should be 50/50.

sirrubberduckie 35

Tuesday 1 October 2024 5:58

Y'all are a team, so you both win and lose together. Right now, you're losers.

garamo 4

Tuesday 1 October 2024 13:16

Let me guess: you are a stay at home wife that keeps watching ****! FYL

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