By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 013
You deserved it 7 051

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Playboy level: Your Son

Marty20612 5

Lol that's funny:) He's already a lady's man


Charles Manly-son.

Maybe he can give you a few tips? Seriously, though, OP, perhaps you should sit him down and have a chat.

We have a little trouble maker here.

Hey the daycare doesn't have to Tate that kind of abuse from your child they should be learning to be part of a Family and strive for Sharon and cooperation. Would it Kill you to keep your kid in line the world's Helter-Skelter enough sheesh

Maybe he can give you some tips? No, but seriously, OP, maybe it's time to sit him down and have a chat?

Marty20612 5

Lol that's funny:) He's already a lady's man

He's going to be a heart breaker one day!

Or a face breaker if he continues to have women fight over him.

Not a bad life haha

Bubbelz 25

He's a tooth breaker already!

shyeahh_fml 19

Your son is a badass!

Her son is Dean Winchester.

Playboy level: Your Son

his skill level is over 9000!!

We got another Hugh Hefner

I hope he's capitalizing on that skill.

klovemachine 24

Future pimp :-D

Did you miss the part where it says "FUTURE" pimp? As in, NOT right now?

groovycrazyjoe 18

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How does Johnny Knoxvill fit into this comment?

May the odds be ever in your favor!!!!!!

Authoress14 15

I see a CIA operative in his future career

musiciangirl591 16

"the name's bond, james bond" :P

iLike2Teabag 27

Because James Bond is totally CIA and totally American. C'mon man.

*the names Leiter... Felix Leiter.

musiciangirl591 16

34- i saw CIA operative and its the first thing that popped into my head :P

Bourne, Jason Bourne.

Bourne was ex medusa then treadstone. He was only used by the CIA wasn't actually a operative.

Dammit 114 let us have this one thing

Just wait till high school

What, are you gonna make him wear a chastity belt & groin lock before high school? (: Kids are so sexually precocious these days....

Welcome to the Jersey Shore Day Care :).

Ahh the joys of young love! Haha

They're 5 years old. Get real.

I think she was joking

I apologize that my own brand of wit has been lost on you and you felt the need to spread your unhappiness. You should work on that and try not to take yourself so seriously! (Sarcasm indicated)