By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML
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RainbowDashie140 12
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Playboy level: Your Son

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Marty20612 5

Lol that's funny:) He's already a lady's man

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Pleonasm 35
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Charles Manly-son.

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jessi_sunshine 26
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Maybe he can give you a few tips? Seriously, though, OP, perhaps you should sit him down and have a chat.

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lonewolf621 17
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We have a little trouble maker here.

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AngelSpit 18
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Hey the daycare doesn't have to Tate that kind of abuse from your child they should be learning to be part of a Family and strive for Sharon and cooperation. Would it Kill you to keep your kid in line the world's Helter-Skelter enough sheesh

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jessi_sunshine 26
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Maybe he can give you some tips? No, but seriously, OP, maybe it's time to sit him down and have a chat?

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Marty20612 5

Lol that's funny:) He's already a lady's man

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whos_ur_daddy1 19
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He's going to be a heart breaker one day!

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Uhscanherdarklee 10
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Or a face breaker if he continues to have women fight over him.

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whos_ur_daddy1 19
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Not a bad life haha

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Bubbelz 25

He's a tooth breaker already!

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shyeahh_fml 19

Your son is a badass!

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miss_madison 10
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Her son is Dean Winchester.

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RainbowDashie140 12
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Playboy level: Your Son

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greatdanen 6
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his skill level is over 9000!!

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Dashelle 25
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We got another Hugh Hefner

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Eorlas 31
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I hope he's capitalizing on that skill.

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klovemachine 24

Future pimp :-D

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lmasters35 5
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Did you miss the part where it says "FUTURE" pimp? As in, NOT right now?

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groovycrazyjoe 18

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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lilhellian 26
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How does Johnny Knoxvill fit into this comment?

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snugglesMcGee199 23
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May the odds be ever in your favor!!!!!!

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Authoress14 15

I see a CIA operative in his future career

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musiciangirl591 16

"the name's bond, james bond" :P

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iLike2Teabag 27

Because James Bond is totally CIA and totally American. C'mon man.

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Catkam623 27
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*the names Leiter... Felix Leiter.

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musiciangirl591 16

34- i saw CIA operative and its the first thing that popped into my head :P

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Crazynopantsman 11
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Bourne, Jason Bourne.

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Catkam623 27
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Bourne was ex medusa then treadstone. He was only used by the CIA wasn't actually a operative.

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Linebacker74 8
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Dammit 114 let us have this one thing

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DejonE 10
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Just wait till high school

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lennelleong 33
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What, are you gonna make him wear a chastity belt & groin lock before high school? (: Kids are so sexually precocious these days....

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AnimeBitch 14
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Welcome to the Jersey Shore Day Care :).

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CatchMe25 16
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Ahh the joys of young love! Haha

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RainbowDashie140 12
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They're 5 years old. Get real.

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someteenager 13
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I think she was joking

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CatchMe25 16
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I apologize that my own brand of wit has been lost on you and you felt the need to spread your unhappiness. You should work on that and try not to take yourself so seriously! (Sarcasm indicated)

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