FML : Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a...

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Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 April 2013 16:34 / Thailand

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By RainbowDashie140 | 12

#5457748 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:13

Playboy level: Your Son

By Marty20612 | 5

#5457746 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:12

Lol that's funny:) He's already a lady's man

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By Pleonasm | 31

#5457742 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:11

Charles Manly-son.

jessi_sunshine | 26

#5457783 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:24

Maybe he can give you a few tips? Seriously, though, OP, perhaps you should sit him down and have a chat.

lonewolf621 | 17

#5458085 - Sunday 21 April 2013 9:26

We have a little trouble maker here.

AngelSpit | 18

#5458382 - Sunday 21 April 2013 15:32

Hey the daycare doesn't have to Tate that kind of abuse from your child they should be learning to be part of a Family and strive for Sharon and cooperation. Would it Kill you to keep your kid in line the world's Helter-Skelter enough sheesh

jessi_sunshine | 26

#5458729 - Sunday 21 April 2013 19:36

Maybe he can give you some tips? No, but seriously, OP, maybe it's time to sit him down and have a chat?

By Marty20612 | 5

#5457746 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:12

Lol that's funny:) He's already a lady's man

whos_ur_daddy1 | 19

#5457871 - Sunday 21 April 2013 4:43

He's going to be a heart breaker one day!

Uhscanherdarklee | 10

#5457885 - Sunday 21 April 2013 4:56

Or a face breaker if he continues to have women fight over him.

whos_ur_daddy1 | 19

#5457942 - Sunday 21 April 2013 5:40

Not a bad life haha

Bubbelz | 24

#5458508 - Sunday 21 April 2013 16:41

He's a tooth breaker already!

By shyeahh_fml | 19

#5457747 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:12

Your son is a badass!

miss_madison | 10

#5458717 - Sunday 21 April 2013 19:30

Her son is Dean Winchester.

By RainbowDashie140 | 12

#5457748 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:13

Playboy level: Your Son

greatdanen | 6

#5458093 - Sunday 21 April 2013 9:45

his skill level is over 9000!!

NoFlippinWai | 24

#5458281 - Sunday 21 April 2013 13:54

WHAT? 9000?

Dashelle | 25

#5619731 - Friday 9 August 2013 7:05

We got another Hugh Hefner

By Eorlas | 31

#5457753 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:13

I hope he's capitalizing on that skill.

klovemachine | 24

#5457823 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:57

Future pimp :-D

kingdrizzt | 5

#5457898 - Sunday 21 April 2013 5:05

At 5???? O.o

lmasters35 | 5

#5458603 - Sunday 21 April 2013 18:23

Did you miss the part where it says "FUTURE" pimp? As in, NOT right now?

By groovycrazyjoe | 18

#5457755 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:14

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

lilhellian | 26

#5457773 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:18

How does Johnny Knoxvill fit into this comment?

snugglesMcGee199 | 23

#5458090 - Sunday 21 April 2013 9:39

May the odds be ever in your favor!!!!!!

By Authoress14 | 15

#5457758 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:14

I see a CIA operative in his future career

musiciangirl591 | 16

#5457786 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:26

"the name's bond, james bond" :P

iLike2Teabag | 27

#5457870 - Sunday 21 April 2013 4:42

Because James Bond is totally CIA and totally American.

C'mon man.

Catkam623 | 27

#5458568 - Sunday 21 April 2013 17:40

*the names Leiter... Felix Leiter.

musiciangirl591 | 16

#5458809 - Sunday 21 April 2013 20:43

34- i saw CIA operative and its the first thing that popped into my head :P

Crazynopantsman | 11

#5458858 - Sunday 21 April 2013 21:31

Bourne, Jason Bourne.

Catkam623 | 27

#5459427 - Monday 22 April 2013 6:01

Bourne was ex medusa then treadstone. He was only used by the CIA wasn't actually a operative.

Linebacker74 | 8

#5804754 - Wednesday 25 December 2013 17:16

Dammit 114 let us have this one thing

By DejonE | 10

#5457764 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:15

Just wait till high school

lennelleong | 31

#5580003 - Sunday 14 July 2013 17:56

What, are you gonna make him wear a chastity belt & groin lock before high school? (: Kids are so sexually precocious these days....

By AnimeBitch | 14

#5457767 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:16

Welcome to the Jersey Shore Day Care :).

By CatchMe25 | 16

#5457769 - Sunday 21 April 2013 3:17

Ahh the joys of young love! Haha

RainbowDashie140 | 12

#5458590 - Sunday 21 April 2013 18:05

They're 5 years old. Get real.

someteenager | 13

#5459117 - Monday 22 April 2013 3:27

I think she was joking

CatchMe25 | 16

#5463583 - Wednesday 24 April 2013 19:25

I apologize that my own brand of wit has been lost on you and you felt the need to spread your unhappiness. You should work on that and try not to take yourself so seriously! (Sarcasm indicated)