Punksister19

Miss Edinburgh, UK 33 years-old Single

AnonCat This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Vegreville, Canada

George the Cat

Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML

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Anonymous 21 January 2013, 03:45 Portland, United States

Today, my parents have kept their bet going about not turning the heat on all season. I woke up this morning to it being the same temperature inside as it was outside. It's snowing out there. FML

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airrinw_33 21 January 2013, 03:55 Greenwood, United States

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Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML

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