Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML
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Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
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lolita88_fml 27
I like your dad, he seems to have a sense of humor.
abbyycarper 13
At least he's not making it worse than that
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Comments (183)
perdix 29
"I'll follow the leader, breeder."
NoFlippinWai 24
My Dad is gay and calls me a breeder all the time. I think it funny.
perdix 29
#35, it is, but they need to come up with a nastier slur for straight people -- one that could get their comments moderated for bring heterophobic :)
carina_47 16
I'm glad he accepts it!
xRezSynn 15
Father of the year
str1kepa1n 16
Better than him hating you, you will probably get worst stuff than that from strangers. Better grow thick skin :)
martin8337 35
Lezz be friends, **** you don't.
WesleySr 7
Lol #7 made my day haha make it fun all u really can do lol but where i live parents disown there kids for that at least you have a good dad
TheDrifter 23
Sounds like he's been waiting a while to make that joke. For many people the closet door isn't shut as firmly as they thought it was.
justconcon33 7
I love your dad.
albow2dking007 14
Your dad's cool.
sweetbliss3 37
I laughed so hard. I doubt he's being mean, but more like getting used to his child being a lesbian.