Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML
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Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
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lolita88_fml 27
I like your dad, he seems to have a sense of humor.
abbyycarper 13
At least he's not making it worse than that
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Comments (183)
KingreX32 21
lol. you're dad sounds interesting
thegreycat_fml 12
On one hand, if he's saying it in a teasing way, t least he's not being an ass. On the other, that still kinda sucks. Try asking him to stop I guess? Hope he listens if you do. Also, you go girl!
loserman67 35
Good for you for being brave and standing up for who you are - BRAVO! Now tell your dad that's it's insensitive MALE assholes like him that got you to where you are.
akiahara 14
Women aren't gay because of male assholes.
nesha25 8
At least he accepted you for being a lesbian
Marine621 11
You deserve it
toneeangel 22
Best u can do is tell u dont like it. Or make him really uncomfortable with lesbian jokes. Or jst be happy he still accepts you
yellowpoppyseed 5
I would and probably will be disowned
BrotherPhil 35
Good luck with that. It can be hard to be true to yourself, but it beats living a lie.
kryptonite2070 13
it could be worse op!
amyshort 2
At least he's being supportive
Ed19602 7
That's cute , he has a sense of humor.