By CityBoysNow - United States - Lake Saint Louis
  Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML
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  \  |  28

In ShitCal, the size of the car you drive is usually inversely proportional to the size of your ego. That's why WASPs and soccer moms are almost always on edge in the richer areas.

  KawaiiCupcake  |  14

Omg... Big dang deal! Brake up with him cuz he doesn't have a big dick!! -___-
Talk about being shallow OP. I guess you only want him for sex no relationship. Feels like I'm the only girl who doesn't care about that!!

  akiahara  |  14

It's unfortunate, but people do the same to women and no one makes a fuss. Also, if it causes sexual problems, well... he'll have to compensate elsewhere in that department or get with a girl who doesn't have sex high on her priority list.


I almost voted you up for pointing out that woman are judged like this.

Then I saw that you had boobs as a display picture, and the weight of the hypocrisy caved in on top of me :(

  buckerado  |  19

I can understand this stereotype in cities like mine, but it pisses me off when people say I'm "compensating." Unlike those rich kids at my school, that have lifted trucks, I actually pull my family's trailers(boat, tractor,etc.) around and I need a truck to get the job done...My point is this stereotype isn't always right.

  FlyinOrion  |  10

Do you know what inversely proportional means? So the bigger the car the smaller the ego? How is that any different? Also if I'm wrong or I missed something, then my mistake, sorry

  esines  |  9

F OPs life? More f that guys life. I say YDI for being shallow. She liked him before banging him so why should his tiny schlong matter

  Enslaved  |  36

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"

***Had to reply with lyrics. (:

  Axel5238  |  29

Agreed, but also hooked up is very vague. It for some can be making out and she felt it or she slept with him. It used to be hooking up could be everything up until oral sex. Now hooking up can also mean a one night stand. Unfortunately, hooking up is vague and more often than not a lot of people use that as a replacement for one night stand. Unfortunately, a lot of people now in general are having more one night stands, but don't consider or don't care how dangerous that can be.

  Rosebudx  |  32

#7- It sounds like you're saying that girls shouldn't have sex with the guys they like, which is really hypocritical and seems to come from the Stone Age of morality.

  TheDrifter  |  23

47, I believe 7 is saying that most humans would start a relationship and share thoughts and emotions with someone they actually cared for before shagging them, not that they shouldn't shag at all. No need to get all defensive.


47: No, please point out to me where I said that girls shouldn't have sex with the guys they like. 77 explained my point in great detail, so thanks 77 :)

As for the Stone Age're partially correct. Growing up along with this generation doesn't mean you have to adopt its every trait. Unlike many others my age, I actually care about my sex life and rather not be so lenient when it comes to who I share it with.

  TheMathMajor  |  26

The reason one night stands among 20 somethings is becoming more common is that people don't necessarily have time or want to make time for a serious relationship while they are in collage or starting a career. Mostly this mentality is increasing among women because of the increase in women going to collage and getting more high paying jobs. I don't think there is anything wrong with it, people know the risk going into having one night stands and responsible people will be prepared to have safe sex. Sure it can be a turn off if you are interested in a serious relationship, but you shouldn't be critical of those who choose to do that sort of thing.


99: Says the high schooler who works as a janitor for a golf course.

Not that anyone cares, but I've been in a happy relationship with my girlfriend since college :) and damn, is the sex good. Lol.

By  audreyfml1994  |  15

Small penis and all, you must've liked his personality enough to get to the point of intimacy. If you truly like him, you two can figure out a way to satisfy the both of you over time.