Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML
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Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
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lolita88_fml 27
I like your dad, he seems to have a sense of humor.
abbyycarper 13
At least he's not making it worse than that
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Comments (183)
MoRgAnLoVeSJM 8
Lets go gay hoe hahaha
elsuperloco68 12
Better than " Lets go carpet muncher"
brelaine 3
at least he is okay with it
lostribe 3
To which you resond, "Ready to depart, Old Fart."
sjwimmer2013 13
Sounds fun haha
GregoryC98 8
That's actually pretty awesome. Things could have been much worse than a bit of humor.
kotmfu 5
considering most of the coming out stories i have heard, that actually went alot better then i wouldve expected
baristagirl2003 7
If you're offended by him doing this definitely have a talk with him and tell him how you feel. He may very well be joking. That maybe is how he is coping with your news. Good luck and congrats on coming out. :-)
TheShyCreeper 7
Well if u just came out today how many times could ur dad possibly have said it
badmandilon 19
I don't see why you should be mad about it, unless you knew deep inside it isn't normal. After all heterosexuals don't mind being called "man" or "girl".
caramelie 7
Really?! Person of moronic ineptitude. That was uncalled for.