Intimacy: Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML - FML

By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

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Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By anne - 17/12/2011 03:46 - United States

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Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

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By CALIdime_15 - 05/05/2012 05:42 - United States

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Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

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Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

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Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

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Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 21:48 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

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Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 01:59

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Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML

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sjisje 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:36

did the penis talk back?

allenrotstein 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:28

c'mon, this is kinda funny..

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jjxbby5665 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 6:12

I like this one lol

Haibuki 2

Wednesday 25 August 2010 6:36

Lol'd

nuttinick 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 6:42

thats better than him talking to someone else's penis.

Infamous_Hawk 6

Wednesday 25 August 2010 6:56

INSECURE

Pollyanna4 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 7:03

thats really cute of your husband! my bf that i love so much.. we had a big fight then we broke up :( so now jst thinking of him talkn to his big thing makes me love him more and find him so cute! you should conside yourself lucky instead

howrudoin 11

Wednesday 25 August 2010 7:40

he's just in his daily therapy session, wait for your turn to talk to his **** OP.

vanfossenjeff 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 8:15

pep talk.

jaimiekby 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 19:42

thats just funny

LittleMissEmo 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:03

Haha

Laxinitup 18

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:12

The only problems I see with this are a)he was having a serious conversation with his penis or b)he was dancing around to party music. Either option would be pretty messed up.

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