Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain...

By NotANaturist - 01/01/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML

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Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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Friday 1 January 2010 20:04

must have been a damn good party

NotVeryOriginal 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:36

I bet your ****** is destroyed. FYL indeed.

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cheermonster13 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 23:14

dude, this is so not an fml. thats pretty awesome.

jtjwsnake 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 5:15

not FML, but MLIG. wrong site, friend.

vanillakiss20 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 4:04

sounds like you had a pretty good time to me. this would only be an fml if you got a ticket for public indecency or something.

pooter_stink 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 18:08

Sounds like your daddy's girl huh?

BLAARGH 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:55

pictures or it didnt happen. no shower curtain please.

PatrickGuy 0

Friday 19 February 2010 8:30

niceeeee!!!!

123whyme 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 7:39

lol that's awesome. Free shower curtain! LOL.

yummcookie 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:12

that sounds like you know how to party!! either that or they stole your clothes... which would suck

imnotcraZ 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 16:53

hehe

olive47_fml 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:40

i bet u looked like James May.

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