Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
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Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I found myself crying in the bathroom because I started to feel lonely and depressed. My mother came into the bathroom, hearing me cry and gave me an hour long speech about what a beautiful human being I am… And to not forget to lose weight. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, after being bodyshamed by my mother for being too fat (I'm a size 14) and how I shouldn't be wearing shorts because it makes me look ugly and motivates people to comment on my body, I texted my boyfriend to tell him about it. His reply was, "Aww. you cutie. You know she's not wrong." FML
Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML
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Top comments
Mahomie123 0
that's when you say.."i must've gotten it from you mom!"
BeautifulxChaos 9
You can definitely change. It's called exercise and an attitude adjustment. But in all honesty, your mom should have comforted you, not put you down.
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Comments (194)
Ohmie 5
Looks like some fantastic parenting
Glitterhinoceros 14
I don't know about changing the bitch part, bur you can change the fat part, atleast.
FUUUandyourmom 16
Mother of the year award right there.
EmilieAutumn 7
Your mother doesn't sound so much different than your bully
zyron7568 0
Ouch. Was she being serious?
Realizes 3
Merked.
idontknowyou123 0
hey having an extra bit of fat isnt bad... i like fat girls... they keep me warm in the winter...
forkphoe 0
Ayee ;D get at me.
nissanman_fml 16
Yeah, I know what you mean. I made a jacket out of one last winter and I've been toasty ever since. Oh wait.. that's not what you meant... damn.
GrammaticalNazi 2
101 - 'it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again' right?
ih82bl8 2
Been there
haw008 14
Patenting these days...
flockz 20
i know right? ******* people these days stealing all my ******* ideas. i made a lube the other day made from the chinsweat of a female kamodo dragon and you know what ******* happened? some asshole by the name of-- oh wait you just misspelled parenting..... **** you then.
ikickgingers 15
^ LOL
Calyx_fml 22
You can change the fat part but the bitch part seems to be inherited.