Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me once again after getting back together for two weeks. Just two weeks earlier, I was seeing a girl. I'd ended things with her to mend things with my ex. I hit the girl up on Facebook to ask her out. She now has a boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, after two months of being apart from my wife of five years, who'd returned to Panama to deal with a family issue, she innocently slips into conversation that she’s been hanging out with her high school boyfriend. When challenged, she responded, “You get to see me all the time!” FML
Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
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PoeticPixie 0
Bet there are bad feelings now...
vapors 0
Slap her, slap her good!
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Comments (57)
myepic_fail 0
who broke up with who? if she broke up with you at least she finaly did the right thing. and you said, yourself there were no hard feelings so why change that. she probably didnt tell you because she didnt want to hurt you.
Jonno8825 0
Bad feelings now... :/
illy88 0
this seems fake..if u guys broke up 2 months ago why would u ask? weird
MouseyN 0
Why wouldn't he ask? She could have answered any number under 2 months as far as he knew.
fcukb0o 0
**** the bitch, but whatever already broken up with her anyway. Just don't have anything to do with her anymore. Either that, that asshole might just wanna make you feel pissed to have a good reason of your ex hating you.
leushqua 2
UDI for asking :/
lilarielle14 0
what a bitch
Ninjaface 0
Tell him you need to give him monthaversery punches, one for each month. Before the last one, causually mention the five-months overlap, then slug him in the crotch.
Prawn_fml 2
Don't be stupid, he shouldn't punish the guy, he obviously had no idea. Slug the ex, instead.
cheque_please 0
ohh that sucks big time! oh well, shes a bitch and your lucky you got rid of her when you did
Srain 0
Pfffffft. How the hell is this an FML? As long as you guys are over, I don't see the problem. You're rid of her, so what's the problem?
repyourcliche 0
it's basic morals, no one wants to be cheated on whether they're "rid" of the person or not. anyhow OP, leave stories like these to jeremy kyle.
wxdiaz86 0
Move on man shes not worth your time