Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend is spending a lot of time hyping up his female best friend who is participating in a modeling competition, trying to get her to win. When I asked this guy to help support my small business, he said he, “didn’t have time” to. FML
Today, I called a company to see why the dress I’d ordered for my best friend hadn’t been delivered. After doing some digging and ruining the surprise, it turns out it had been. Her boyfriend opened the package, deemed the dress "too slutty" and threw it out. He refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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krnmafia92 0
He is concerned and wondering where he can find her... and find a show... and support her education.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
That's messed up. Sorry to hear your boyfriend is a complete horndog. I hope your friend comes to her senses as well. Good luck
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Comments (140)
Lounia_fml 8
Maybe he asked you because he wants to go talk to her about it..? (:
bostonfan 0
you left out where she works and what time.
NotVeryOriginal 0
agreed. we're still waiting on that OP
fxdxhk90 0
What's the problem? Everyman needs his "special" entertainment. Btw, I know the questions getting old, but where and when does she work?
Ethos_fml 0
Someone isn't doing to job. Everyone, please calm down.
Ethos_fml 0
I'm Sorry. I meant to say, 'someone isn't doing her job.' And still, everyone calm down.
sulhaq 4
Maybe he was joking? This is exactly the answer I would give my wife if she told me her friend started stripping. Only difference is, she would know I am joking.
alexandraa_fml 0
"they say you the man...(You da man ya) It's the let out part,.. get out, c'mon get your 500 dollars in ones.. it's time to ball out!"
HyperExecuter 0
#12, **** you
craigahh 0
Oh what a world we live in. One where people can justify stripping for money.
PhoenixElite 0
Epic win for your husband. ^.^