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By notcool - 15/12/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML

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krnmafia92 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 2:12

He is concerned and wondering where he can find her... and find a show... and support her education.

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Wednesday 16 December 2009 2:05

That's messed up. Sorry to hear your boyfriend is a complete horndog. I hope your friend comes to her senses as well. Good luck

Comments

Lounia_fml 8

Wednesday 16 December 2009 4:08

Maybe he asked you because he wants to go talk to her about it..? (:

bostonfan 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 4:09

you left out where she works and what time.

NotVeryOriginal 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 4:57

agreed. we're still waiting on that OP

fxdxhk90 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 4:55

What's the problem? Everyman needs his "special" entertainment. Btw, I know the questions getting old, but where and when does she work?

Ethos_fml 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 4:58

Someone isn't doing to job. Everyone, please calm down.

Ethos_fml 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 5:00

I'm Sorry. I meant to say, 'someone isn't doing her job.' And still, everyone calm down.

sulhaq 4

Wednesday 16 December 2009 5:10

Maybe he was joking? This is exactly the answer I would give my wife if she told me her friend started stripping. Only difference is, she would know I am joking.