He wants to slap a bitch, that is all.

He wants to support and help pay for school by being a customer? Maybe?

I'm surprised this one didn't get more YDIs. First of all, there's no need to be upset about your friend's choices. Being a stripper doesn't mean she's having sex with random guys (unless she wants to, on her own time, of course). It just means she has a nice body and likes to dance and show it off, and is doing this temporarily in order to pay for school. As long as she's working at a decent place that strictly enforces the no touching rule, I don't see a reason to be upset about this. Second, your boyfriend was clearly joking.

Plot twist: she's really actually stripping feathers off chickens

Ummm not cool

I don't think it's really your concern what your friend is doing. If you want t be a good friend, you wouldn't be gossiping with your boyfriend, hoping to get support. You'd be supporting your friends decision, knowing that she's trying to pay for her education. This isn't about you.

Pretty sure it was a joke.

Well, Where and what time DOES she work? lol

If your friend is willingly stripping and protecting herself, I would say you shouldn't concern yourself with her situation. Being in sex work is not degrading/bad/humiliating/inferior from other work in any way, and thinking otherwise is just darn rude to any sex workers out there

He probably wasn't joking. Jokes are just the truth made to look funny so u dont get in trouble.