Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
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Top comments
gev 0
THANKS, MOM.
Mirorbo 27
Some parents really need to get it through their heads that their offspring are not required to push out babies of their own.
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Comments (102)
mrgud 3
who takes bf/gf of 2 weeks home!? YDI
jayellef 3
that's what I was thinking!
mobetta126 0
Same thought I had lol
MtownLibra 7
What does YDI mean?
jessicapea 5
My thoughts exactly. In what world is 2 weeks a milestone other than a teeny-bopper world, in which case the Mother is absolutely insane to be wanting her teenager having children!
ChibiGirl5 0
you did it
Deservesit22 1
No you deserved it not you did it That even make sence? Yeah you did it for something your mom did FYL for your mom being dumb enough to say anything They are teens and probably gotten to it soon enough
juventis 16
Ydi= You deserve it
maybaybe 0
Damn, that's so bad.
L3Paparazzo 7
mehh if i was in his shoes i would do the same
nicole317 0
that sucks! I'd def talk to ur mom and tell her what's up! u Wont have any mans babies if ur mom keeps that shish up! haaaa
Whorebiscuits 4
2 weeks?! i don't blame him, no offence OP, but seriously? YDI
Shadow_Phantom 26
Your mom is a jerkass. FYL.
ImCool7 0
good job mom
klong91 7
2 weeks and she's already expecting grandkids? Can you blame him?
RedPillSucks 33
That's a lot of pressure. He's not studly, like the OP in the previous FML with the monster dick.
DocBastard 40
Here are my top 3 methods to get your boyfriend to break up with you: 1) Have him meet your crazy parents too early in the relationship 2) Tell him you don't "believe" in sex 3) Wear overalls You discovered #1 by accident already. Congratulations.
rattusrattus 19
I'm sure someone finds overalls sexy. Well, I find the loose jumpsuit-style ones sexy if the top part is tied around the waist and there's a really tight t-shirt underneath.
lidemocr 0
thats pretty random :). I do wish overalls would come back in ;)
LiLCarlson 3
What's that not believing in sex about? Since when is sex a religion? Plus, sex is usually way overestimated anyway.
beccusmaximus 0
62- That means you're doing it wrong.
ZeeBest86 6
So what happens if you've experienced the best sex in your life and can't find it with anyone anymore? can you just settle with half ass sex if the man/woman has everything else you're looking for??? can you?
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Doc, I challenge your third method. For me, it was actually easier to get into my girlfriend's pants since there were buttons on the sides that I could slip my hand through discreetly. :)
JETT19 0
Come on now we talking about overalls lol, while we on the subject i agree with 28 overalls suck. I wont be able to chill with a chick in overalls. come OP ill make mommy's wish come true.
RedPillSucks 33
It gets better when you think they might not be wearing anything underneath the overalls.
Chris19801012 0
So not the Mom's fault. well maybe it is but I think he was going to leave anyway. Who dumps a girl just because crazy ass family. Mom is just being Mom, but think about it you have a fail safe way of getting rid of clinging guys!!! Go Mom
pinkdottedbow 0
Think about it: you could be spending quite some time with that family if the relationship lasts for a while. If the OP's mother is that psychotic, then I don't blame the boyfriend for wanting to get out as fast as possible.