diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Mansfield, United States
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
Anonymous
Walnut head
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Ouch
Getting a head start on the Halloween look
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Anonymous
Austria
Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML
Anonymous
Madrid, Spain
Late fee
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
Kelly
Double FML
Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
justplaindumb
Des Moines, United States
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
charapos
Smashing awakening
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
cheeseless
Milwaukee, United States
Today, I sprained my wrist while trying to grate a block of frozen cheese. FML
Top comments
wexou3 3
well, either you have very very fragile bones... or it was a monstrous Nutella glass :-)
boopityboppity 11
That's one heavy nutella glass. I need to get me one of those.
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Comments (153)
yourlifesfucked 0
nutella is this awesome chocolate spread. it's like eating a half melted hershey bar. yummmm
kukitheaf 0
eat it with strawberries. like fondue. :D
twinscrplayer6 0
Hersheys is a disgrace to the chocolate of the world, it is the possibly worst quality chocolate. of all the things America has botched up or ruined why chocolate!?
nika10105 14
except better!!!!!
mycool101 0
Wow.. whoever says YDI is idiotic.
alexisthename 0
YDI
emmmilyyy 0
is your skeleton comprised of toothpicks???
ily1210 10
why are ppl saying "ydi for eating nuttella" nutella is fuckign amazing. and WOW, THATS ONE HELL OF A NUTELLA JAR ROFL! and they make it in glass containers? mine is and always has been plastic?
turdburgers 0
Just plastic where I live. Only place I've ever seen glass jars was in France.
JoeNormal 0
@turdburgers umm the OP is from France... so yeah
Person1233 13
... The OP isn't from France. It says that location when a story is submitted with a mobile phone, or or some other reason they can't get the IP.
whitecitrus 0
that's right- i'm not from france but from germany (where nutella is originally made) so I think i might be the only person here to rightfully confirm that nutella IS sold in glass jars!
hannahuk1986 0
That sucks. You broke your wrist and you wasted a jar of Nutella. Thank god it wasn't the Goobers.
perdix 31
You've got Nutella, which is awesome (unless you are on a diet, in which case it is Kryptonite to even the most dedicated dieter!) and one good hand, so what's the problem?
ScaryyMary 14
Uh... what IS Nutella?
bob_marley_lover 0
Right as I read this, I was eating Nutella.
alexandraa_fml 0
Never heard of Nutella either, but referring to previous comments its chocolate spread,..ick. Chocolate is so gross!
ScaryyMary 14
But what IS it? :O Since it starts with "nut", I'm assuming genitalia. You were sucking dick and replying to my FML comment? Awesome! Seriously, though, what is Nutella, and what is so horrible/great about it?
daman1 0
hottie!
cometstarg 0
nutella isn't chocolate, its a hazlenut spread. Doesn't sound that good, but I had it while in Germany and it tastes great on bread, especially whole wheay which shocked me cuz I hate whole wheat. I think they have it here in the states too although i've never bought it here.
hannah6 0
Its actually a chocolate hazelnut spread. Its like spreading a ferrero rocher on your toast. *amazing*
Spastastic 6
There is actually nutella that's chocolate hazelnut... it's delicious. I have some downstairs. If I hadn't brushed my teeth I would go have some...
Spastastic 6
Oh wow, someone else posted a MINUTE before mine, haha... I think the original is just hazelnut, but there's also the chocolate. Although I could be wrong.
him51772 0
spas ever hear of just go eat it and brush again? xD
ScaryyMary 14
Ferrero Rocher on toast? :O That sounds like a weird combination, but pretty awesome nonetheless. I'll see if I can find some. :P And get really fat on it.
louie111887 0
here in California we have plastic jars of that crap.y family loves the stuff. but I do t. fyl though for having weak bones. you should have listened to those got milk commercials when you were little
alexandraa_fml 0
Does. This. Add. Emphasis. To.. Wat. IM. SAYING........ ?????
SumKid_fml 0
Yea, its here. I've bought it before and I live in Georgia. Anyway, OP has some pretty fragile bones, because how would it break your wrist unless it was really high up? Even if its glass...