Health: Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 11:36 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2022 02:00

Today, if anyone was wondering how my day was going, I woke myself up by kicking the wall. HARD. Pretty sure I broke my big toe. 10/10, TOE-tally TOE-rrific. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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By cheerymama - 23/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML

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BeautifulDizaztr 0

Friday 17 September 2010 19:16

kick him square in the balls to "see his reaction".

iheartowls 0

Friday 17 September 2010 19:07

Kick his ass! Some friend you got there.

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rockthearts18 2

Saturday 18 September 2010 9:25

your "friend" you say?

sapphirestar 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 9:55

you should punch him and "see what's his reaction"!! =x

wDeemish 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 10:29

Teach him/her. a lesson ;pp

lol_ironic_life 9

Saturday 18 September 2010 16:47

Finish HIM!!!!!!

bugmenotmofo 34

Saturday 18 September 2010 22:42

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SweetCharity4848 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 0:56

I hope ur reaction was to punch him in the face!

daganliberal 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:21

YDI for incorrectly using quotation marks. You only use quote marks for direct quotations and informal irony, not indirect! GAWSH YUR SUZH UH N00B

xoblondiegirllxo 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 4:00

please! i broke my toe, and it was such a bad break i was on crutches, i told my friends what happened and all of them stompted on my foot repeatedly to see my reaction, then the same thing happened about 3 months later

Emperorerror 8

Tuesday 28 September 2010 0:18

that happened to me, and of course, I said "Oww Colby, (friend's name) what the hell?" To which my other friend promptly responded to by pretending to being me and talking in a baby-like voice "Oww Colby, (friend's name) what the hell?" Like wtf. My toe. Is. Broken. Obviously it'll hurt, and it's not bad for me to wonder why they did it.

NeMoWuZhErE 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:45

omfgggg my friend did the samee! :(

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