By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 11:36 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0

kick him square in the balls to "see his reaction".

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xteldridgex 0

swift kick to the groin followed by, "i like your reaction better" comment would justify your position.

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hedgehogs 0

This is one sick, sadistic person. He needs to be out of your life. Just don't speak to him again. Assuming you're in high school like most posters here seem to be, I would hope you would tell your parents and the school administration. I think his parents need to know what he did and that there's a problem. Be sure to let them know the explanation he gave you for doing such a horrible thing.

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r6_fml 4

You sound like a very rational, boring, humorless person. Maybe you're confused, but this isn't Oprah or Dr. Phil. If you don't have something funny to say then don't say anything at all.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I'd like to introduce you to someone. hedgehogs, meet sallen. sallen, meet hedgehogs. I think you two will really hit it off.

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suppressed08 2

I agreed with the whole first paragraph, then it's as far as you want. I'm pretty much done with people who take the piss. (IRL, on FML it's a new game), and considering you'd just told him you'd broken your toe... and to that guy above saying you have to be funny to post: What's black and White and eats like a horse? ...a zebra.... -.-

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oneforme 0

you are weird looking I must say

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oneforme 0

someone should pee on your face

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sourgirl101 28

Well you're not the one hitting my -wet spot-so don't get offended if I don't give a damn what you think!

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oneforme 0

I bet you smell like moth balls n tater tots and cigarette butts

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moonlight_daze 8

Well, what are friends for? :D

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chellinha93 0

Hah in this case, to test her reflexes. Again, MUYYY AMIGO.

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oneforme 0

I would let a fart into his mouth !!! or set him on fire

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