Today, I broke my right leg. I've had one shot of morphine, and even that only relieved the pain a little. It's now totally worn off and I have yet to get pain medication of any kind. My leg has been broken for over nine hours now. FML
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tub944 0
And instead of finding help you post on FML
chiddy_bang71 0
Good call 104. I'm pretty smart, but I had completely overlooked the fact that OP might have broken her leg by breaking the bone. Thanks for your diagnosis, doctor.
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Comments (273)
Biggy2010 3
if your in so much pain, why arent you complaing to tha nurses for pain medication instead of putting this on FML
mario3584 0
don't break it
coltsrock37 15
So let me take one shot...to the brain And I order three more shots I'm going in, ayy
craZgal321 6
hey :) i know yewww :)
coltsrock37 15
Oh gawd
incrapper 7
hey I know both of youuu :O, reunionnnn
coltsrock37 15
Oh I know you wanna.
azpallen 0
good
manutdfan992000 0
Seriously, all I've got to say is my grandpa had terminal cancer and he very rarely used the morphine prescribed to him. Suck it up.
laethriel 0
Another ignorant bastard. Once again everyone has different pain tolerances.
liquidSELECT 0
If rambo can do it you can too
2014wildcat51 3
I'm laying in the hospital right now with a broken left leg. I know how you're feeling.
Alexisthebestest 16
Hope you feel better! :)
pitchblease 2
So? I broke my leg and didn't receive an ounce if medication. Don't be a little baby.
uffiewuffie 0
That really helps OP to know , because once you tell someone it doesn't hurt, it magically doesn't hurt! Idiot.
OhHowFun 2
Me too. I tried to refuse the meds because I didn't feel any pain (maybe in shock just a little). Even after I had surgery to permanently fix, I only took percocet for maybe 2 days...
cBlackout 13
46, that's awesome, because we really needed to know how tough u are over the Internet .
yadisingh 5
Yeah, and not everybody has the same pain tolerance. OP may have a low pain tolerance and you, the tough guy, may have a high pain tolerance.
candyman13 0
I wish I felt bad.. But... I just don't. Does that make me a bad person?
uffiewuffie 0
Oy caloy