Health: Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke...

By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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Same thing different taste

By dancingqueef - 22/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Kingston

Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML

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By fail - 14/04/2011 22:27 - Canada

Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML

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By Joey - 26/08/2018 13:00

Today, I stepped outside my house for the first time in a year, trying to socialize again. I broke my leg. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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Ouch

By Aracrifice98 - 03/07/2021 01:59

Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 11:36 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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By Sammy - 25/11/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

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By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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SGarcia22 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:05

how do you do that?

goshpeople 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:38

"So I was walking along the edge of the garage roof, like this, except I wasn't struggling with crutches the first time. Then my foot slipped, like this, and -- oops!"

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Ambaayyy 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:12

Um, why didn't you just describe, in words what happened?

kickblocker 18

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:16

Well...look on the bright side, now you get to use a wheelchair

97soccerluv 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:20

Sorry but that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard someone do

getviolated 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:24

what about his neck. like whoa

devinwashere18 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:30

I'm gonna call bs on this one

Tahu424 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:30

Hear that? That's the sound of "you're a freaking idiot."

StevenTylerLover 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:48

Goood job, that takes talent >:|

sweetheartxoxo88 7

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:54

Couldn't you have just told her/him how it happened?

AmethystRain 20

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:55

Sometimes the gene pool needs some chlorine.

highschoolgirl15 3

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:57

thats just stupid-____- haha

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Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

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Same thing different taste

Right in the feetsies

Ouch

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