Love, Marriage and Relatable: Time to tap out

Time to tap out

By Staying single - 25/06/2023 13:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my girlfriend asked why we weren't married yet. I guess I don't find her alcoholism, lack of income, constant insults, references to cheating, and general entitlement behaviour very wifey material. FML

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You deserved it 1 147

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Boozehounds

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 17:01

Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 738

You deserved it 358

By Nile - 08/12/2015 17:21 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She said no because she doesn't want to be tied down for the rest of her life. We already have 3 children, a mortgage, and joint bank accounts. How much more tied down could we possibly get? FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 931

You deserved it 2 837

The magic of love

By robot lady - 23/09/2020 23:01

Today, I learned just how “old fashioned” my girlfriend is when we talked about marriage. She said it should be approached as a logically as possible and that I make an ideal partner, based on my ability to provide. And while she sees sex as uninteresting, it is a wifely duty she’s willing to do. FML

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You deserved it 208

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 08:01

Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 708

You deserved it 297

By random guy - 30/03/2016 06:49 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 130

You deserved it 1 866

Overreaction

By Anonymous - 06/03/2024 15:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend but she refused. Why? Because instead of asking her, “Will you marry me?” I asked her to “be my wife.” She flew off the handle because “my wife” suggests she would be mine, like ownership, like domestic slavery. I don’t want to marry her anymore; she’s nuts. FML

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You deserved it 197

By stillloveherthough - 26/02/2016 17:54 - Germany - Aachen

Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML

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You deserved it 2 030

Affection breakdown

By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 885

You deserved it 143

By wmhh26 - 14/07/2019 00:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I've been "spending too much time at the bar." I've been sober for 2 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 848

You deserved it 145

Boring FML

By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 02:00

Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 722

You deserved it 353

Hangryko 29

Sunday 25 June 2023 22:09

So why are you still with her, again?

Anderling 32

Sunday 25 June 2023 22:26

Is there literally anything you do like? Why are you with her?

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Hangryko 29

Sunday 25 June 2023 22:09

So why are you still with her, again?

Plop 17

Sunday 25 June 2023 22:13

Pretty sure it's because she agrees to butt stuff.

Anderling 32

Sunday 25 June 2023 22:26

Is there literally anything you do like? Why are you with her?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 June 2023 23:41

Why is she girlfriend material? Sounds more like **** buddy material.

XRP123 11

Sunday 25 June 2023 23:42

Run for your life. Other than if you really want kids, marriage is a losing proposition for men. I know so many men who's gf accidentally got pregnant. You either make a decision or she will make the decision for your.

core01 30

Monday 26 June 2023 3:34

Men with this attitude definitely should stay single. Also celibate.

XRP123 11

Monday 26 June 2023 14:57

He knows she is a loser. He will regret not listening to his gut. He knows what he needs to do. Re: attitude. Unfortunately my experience and attitude is common with middle age men. Women are not worth the effort.

Crowned Sataness 12

Monday 26 June 2023 1:28

and yet you're still with her. shit or get off the pot

Tisinlovewithme 2

Monday 26 June 2023 1:39

you are an ass, why tf are you with someone if you don’t like them? fcking loser

lalalaila777 24

Monday 26 June 2023 2:33

youre not going to marry her, so your just killing time with someone you are abused and cheated on by? you deserve it for staying knowing exactly who she is

core01 30

Monday 26 June 2023 3:33

Codependent much?

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Monday 26 June 2023 11:43

...yet she's clearly girlfriend material? If you're with her only for the sex, you shouldn't be with her.

Nazmazh 18

Monday 26 June 2023 11:59

She and I agree about one thing apparently - She shouldn't still be your girlfriend at this point. I suspect we might disagree on the particular interpretation of what that entails, though.